So it turns out that Paul Kevin Curtis, the Tupelo, Mississippi, guy arrested yesterday for (allegedly) sending letters containing ricin to President Obama and to Sen.
From his Facebook page: <i>What next? Will scarf girls for the Elvis Impersonator&#039;s be too scared to do THEIR JOBS!??? Geesh!</i>
Elvis impersonators - excuse me, Elvis impersonator&#039;s - have <i>scarf girls??</i> I had no idea that was one of the perks of the job! I&#039;m thinking it&#039;s time for a career change ...
The conspiracy is even bigger than he thinks. That fridge is where they store all the feet that wash up along the Pacific coast from time to time. The government sets them adrift on the incoming tide as a coded signal to the lizard people that the global invasion is imminent
From his Facebook page: <i>What next? Will scarf girls for the Elvis Impersonator&#039;s be too scared to do THEIR JOBS!??? Geesh!</i>
Elvis impersonators - excuse me, Elvis impersonator&#039;s - have <i>scarf girls??</i> I had no idea that was one of the perks of the job! I&#039;m thinking it&#039;s time for a career change ...
You noticed that it was the sinister arm, and not the dexter.
not sure this dude could actually afford a lexus, what with all the lawsuits and bankruptcies and car explosions and such.
&quot;We&rsquo;ll let Alex Jones sort that mystery out.&quot;
Alex Jones couldn&#039;t sort out his own sock drawer.
&quot;Get refund for Elvis impersonation. THIS GUY IS TERRIBLE&quot;
Well, there goes Ted Nugent&#039;s presidential campaign <i>manager.</i>
FTFY
Also, that is NOT A DRINKING FOUNTAIN sticking up under the sheet.
The pudding at the Fertility Clinic was pretty tasty though!
So, is this guy one of those greengrocer&#039;s?
Oh, dammit. Sorry. I should have known you&#039;d cover that.
we&#039;re gonna need a bigger bean...
be a shame if he lost by one vote...
The conspiracy is even bigger than he thinks. That fridge is where they store all the feet that wash up along the Pacific coast from time to time. The government sets them adrift on the incoming tide as a coded signal to the lizard people that the global invasion is imminent
I am assuming he also found this &#039;career&#039; in that morgue refrigerator?
Because his creditors had already charged him an arm and a leg.
Bonus: emergency exits, also.