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SpideySenser's avatar

Are Uggs the only thing they're wearing???

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hell, yesterday I wasn't willing to drive .54 of a mile.

bobbert's avatar

It was about Roger Ailes. Be careful what you wish for.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's where the denizens maintain vise-like grips on their faith and their firearms, or so I've been told.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It was trimmed from the original July 4, 1776 version, but was restored in Jefferson's Director's Cut, released some 237 years later.

PubOption's avatar

Kessler no doubt prefers to wear the BDU, since he is a one-man SWAT team.

Dylan Black's avatar

My immediate response to that is to wonder why it's the case; does it keep officers from misplacing them?

NorfolkAndWay's avatar

There is no local police service in southern Lackawanna Co - if you need support, you have to wait for the State Police to respond. So people speed with impunity, knowing no one is watching.

NorfolkAndWay's avatar

"Godless" is not a good adjective for Scranton - prayer may be all that is keeping it alive. Visited a few months ago for my high school reunion; a depressed, dismal place where everyone on the street (still) looks unhappy. Some classic architecture sprinkled around downtown, tho.

chascates's avatar

If this patriot doesn't run for Congress he at least deserves his own Fox News show. Crazy like this doesn't come along every day.

chascates's avatar

That sounds like commie talk.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Well, it's 10am EST and we've got the Republican Sex Story of the Day and the Nutty Gun Nut Story of the Day out of the way...what's left?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>and my uniform of tyrants CAME OFF!</i>

Hey, I've got a crazy idea for a new career move. How do you feel about being paid a hundred whore diamonds a week?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I heard their office supply industry is thriving (at least it was until about 2 years ago).