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Pink underwear?

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Are Uggs the only thing they're wearing???

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Hell, yesterday I wasn't willing to drive .54 of a mile.

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It was about Roger Ailes. Be careful what you wish for.

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It's where the denizens maintain vise-like grips on their faith and their firearms, or so I've been told.

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It was trimmed from the original July 4, 1776 version, but was restored in Jefferson's Director's Cut, released some 237 years later.

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Kessler no doubt prefers to wear the BDU, since he is a one-man SWAT team.

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My immediate response to that is to wonder why it's the case; does it keep officers from misplacing them?

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There is no local police service in southern Lackawanna Co - if you need support, you have to wait for the State Police to respond. So people speed with impunity, knowing no one is watching.

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"Godless" is not a good adjective for Scranton - prayer may be all that is keeping it alive. Visited a few months ago for my high school reunion; a depressed, dismal place where everyone on the street (still) looks unhappy. Some classic architecture sprinkled around downtown, tho.

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If this patriot doesn't run for Congress he at least deserves his own Fox News show. Crazy like this doesn't come along every day.

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That sounds like commie talk.

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Well, it's 10am EST and we've got the Republican Sex Story of the Day and the Nutty Gun Nut Story of the Day out of the way...what's left?

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<i>and my uniform of tyrants CAME OFF!</i>

Hey, I've got a crazy idea for a new career move. How do you feel about being paid a hundred whore diamonds a week?

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I heard their office supply industry is thriving (at least it was until about 2 years ago).

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