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Finally a use for that spare tire he's been carrying around all these years. (I put donuts in mine.)

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and she'll be wearing an 'outfit with at least one nauseating pastel color involved. also, a great deal of make-up.

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I live (if you call this living) in the reddest-necked portion of America's Wang.

Bumper stickers here tend to be black-and-white, all-caps bible quotations.

My favorite: IF IT AIN'T KING JAMES IT AIN'T BIBLE

For these people to burn Qurans, they would have to master the use of fire first.

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I assumed the owner was co-opting an anti-Japanese/Pearl Harbor bumper sticker for anti-immigration purposes, but now that you mention it...

...To me the Arizona flag looks more like it was designed by an 8-year old with 4 crayons and ruler. The only thing missing is a smiley face and rainbow.

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...and maybe a unicorn.

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No, no! You're doing GREAT! Alluding to a "...received or made up letter..." has a combination of ironic detachment and paranoia reflecting the <i>anomie</i> inherent in electronic media ... oh hell, now i've lost interest in my post too.

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His "I Stand With Arizona" sticker seems to have a Japanese flag as the background. On a Toyota. Let that sink in for a minute.

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