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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, I certainly have absolutely no idea to what either of you are referring.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

You People and you silly puns just get my goat!

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Natural ventilation.

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bobbert's avatar

Was any of the cops wearing a panama hat?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It refused to comply with an order to get its face to the ground.

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Californiasomething's avatar

Written as though by a twelve-year-old.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

My local police department recently posted a video of them trying to capture a bat in a box in somebody's apartment. I hate to imagine how the Greenwood Village PD would have responded to such a call.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Agreed. Also, plenty of insurance policies won't pay for damage caused by law enforcement.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

A little OT, but I'm reminded of how many stop signs and cacti in the desert have been shot up by "responsible gun owners" for little more reason than "it was there."

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

They didn't use the tank!?????!!!! Always use the tank!!!!....

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

I've heard of them being used to find blobby-looking hot spots on houses, but sometimes there are other signs of indoor cultivation.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

I'm almost positive there are Call of Duty players who could've handled this better, and they wouldn't even need to use the Ray Gun.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

"Drones? We don' need no stinking drones..."

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Mormos's avatar

seriously, the police would have spent less taxpayer money if they had just shut off water and electric to the house and waited the guy out. Military hardware ain't cheap.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

"Sun-filled, airy home with dramatic views..."

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

If I had a hammer...

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