Business Insider reports Swedish fuckstick maker Lelo has a new product exclusively for bankers, for whom your standard neoprene (?) 18-inch black double-donger just isn't sexclusive enough. Here's why, from the company: "Many bankers want more from their profession and their investments; they also want more from their intimate investments. The new PINO™ will be the first sex toy in history that can satisfy the hedonistic sexual cravings and excesses exhibited by members of the financial world."
Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury.
"Bear" Stearns?
Does this contraption conceal a rotating blade vortex inside it? If so, I approve.
It fucks you right in the tranche.
It's better then Neutral Milk Hotel fur sure
wasn't that a 007 movie?
If raiding granny's pension plan doesn't get you off anymore, I doubt this is going to help.
Basis points! Basis points! Yes! Yes! Yesssssss .... foreclose.
<i>If you see a banker <strike>coming at you with one of these units,</strike> run the other way.</i>
Fixed.
Another gift from the Koch brothers.
Please to call it, &quot;research.&quot;
Bankers have worn out their old ones fucking everyone else...