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No, the fart-in is at the DNC convention, not the RNC's.

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Don't despair; keep your chin up. :)

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Hang up your Obamaphone, hold off on steaming the lobsters, and get to work, taker.

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Thanks Dok,I think I can speak for all of us in saying, thanks for your work.

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And this is why I have learned to scroll down before pasting. HO-LEE Fuckbeans, this is just ludicrous(?)

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<.<..>.>...I've been suspicious of those little guys ever since I found out they might have been the inspiration for the 'Set animal'. What are they hiding?

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There was chanting and everything, so no appeal.

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One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel. What to choose, what to choose.

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"Let us prove it!"

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Sponsored Post: 5 whore diamonds.Nice snarky article, but needs moar dick jokes. Would comment again, but comments are not allowed.

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In Wingnutland, if you don't immediately claim treason and call for the heads of political candidates you don't like, your neighbors may begin to suspect that YOU are guilty also too.

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...and you'll certainly be primaried.

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The do, however, contribute other sorts of warming. The lake around the Pickering Nuclear Power Plant east of Toronto is popular for fishermen because the cooling water warms the lake and is much favoured by the fish.

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cf Bush the Lesser.

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I hope I don't sound like a sponsored comment or like lori's stupid roommate , but I did the solar city thing and I fucking love it, put no money down, I'm saving like $40 a month and saving the earth like a common smelly hippie. I'll do this thing too. anything I can do to lessen the guilt I feel about blasting the AC all day.

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Hardon collider? Is that code for Gay Power Inc?

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