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borninatrailer's avatar

No, the fart-in is at the DNC convention, not the RNC's.

Skadi's avatar

Don't despair; keep your chin up. :)

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

Hang up your Obamaphone, hold off on steaming the lobsters, and get to work, taker.

OddMan's avatar

Thanks Dok,I think I can speak for all of us in saying, thanks for your work.

Major_Major_Major's avatar

And this is why I have learned to scroll down before pasting. HO-LEE Fuckbeans, this is just ludicrous(?)

Skadi's avatar

<.<..>.>...I've been suspicious of those little guys ever since I found out they might have been the inspiration for the 'Set animal'. What are they hiding?

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Crystalclear12's avatar

There was chanting and everything, so no appeal.

Painter of Goats's avatar

One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel. What to choose, what to choose.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sponsored Post: 5 whore diamonds.Nice snarky article, but needs moar dick jokes. Would comment again, but comments are not allowed.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

In Wingnutland, if you don't immediately claim treason and call for the heads of political candidates you don't like, your neighbors may begin to suspect that YOU are guilty also too.

Lefty Frizzell's avatar

...and you'll certainly be primaried.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The do, however, contribute other sorts of warming. The lake around the Pickering Nuclear Power Plant east of Toronto is popular for fishermen because the cooling water warms the lake and is much favoured by the fish.

Kooolest G's avatar

I hope I don't sound like a sponsored comment or like lori's stupid roommate , but I did the solar city thing and I fucking love it, put no money down, I'm saving like $40 a month and saving the earth like a common smelly hippie. I'll do this thing too. anything I can do to lessen the guilt I feel about blasting the AC all day.

Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

Hardon collider? Is that code for Gay Power Inc?