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bobbert's avatar

"weineresque?"

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bobbert's avatar

Normally, I would expect to get a bigger rise from reading Fakakta's reportage on boobs, but this boob weiner just kind of deflates everthing.

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bobbert's avatar

Better.

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PubOption's avatar

No sideways photos, though.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'd say Scarecrow, myself.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So when do we get Sydney Leathers twerking at the VMAs?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but we comment on fapping, amirtie?

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>on his way to obscurity, or a CNN analyst job</blockquote>

But you repeat yourself!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Sign of the times: we need a word that means both "sordid" and "boring".

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schmannity's avatar

I think her porn name is Perth Suede.

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schmannity's avatar

Better than the "say hello to my little friend" speech, with or without pictures.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

for some guys that's good enough

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Nauga Hyde the salami

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

at this point they're probably worth 5 grand, give or take

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