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"weineresque?"

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Normally, I would expect to get a bigger rise from reading Fakakta's reportage on boobs, but this boob weiner just kind of deflates everthing.

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Better.

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No sideways photos, though.

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I'd say Scarecrow, myself.

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So when do we get Sydney Leathers twerking at the VMAs?

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but we comment on fapping, amirtie?

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<blockquote>on his way to obscurity, or a CNN analyst job</blockquote>

But you repeat yourself!

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Sign of the times: we need a word that means both "sordid" and "boring".

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I think her porn name is Perth Suede.

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Better than the "say hello to my little friend" speech, with or without pictures.

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for some guys that's good enough

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Nauga Hyde the salami

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at this point they're probably worth 5 grand, give or take

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