Just weeks after the American government made its surprise announcement that the Statue of Liberty would be closing for many years, yesterday's earthquake in Washington D.C. has led to the "indefinite closure" of the iconic Washington Monument.
It's because the monument looks like a dick, which obviously represents teh ghey buttsecks agenda and doG hates teh gheys and everybody who doesn't hate them and doesn't like having his founding father prophet memorialized this way.
I thought America's droopy penis was Florida.
Nothing white should be that large.
Maybe it's not a good idea to spend decades trying to finish constructing a fairly simple building.
It's because the monument looks like a dick, which obviously represents teh ghey buttsecks agenda and doG hates teh gheys and everybody who doesn't hate them and doesn't like having his founding father prophet memorialized this way.
Isn't this one of the side effects of masturbation that we were warned about years ago?