Synonyms For "Liar"
* Barry Obama wants a war of his own. [ WP , LAT ]
* The three bullet holes in Pat Tillaman's head got there magically without anybody actually doing wrong. [ NYT ]
* The Dept. of Education is incapable at regulating itself, just like every other part of the government. [ NYT ]
* Karl is all like, "I'm not talking to you," to Congress and Gonzo is all like, "Yeah, I'm lying but go fuck yourself." [ WP ]
* Having lost the support of most humans, John McCain woos furniture. [ LAT ]
* Democrats take another lesson from the Republican playbook and run on bullshit. [ Politico ]
* Gonzo has until Friday to come clean or the Senate will take some kind of action that is unclear. [ The Hill ]
* Ted "Moneybags" Stevens likes to use his aids for his own personal shit but lets the government pay them. Ted Stevens in the government. [ Roll Call ]