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Torrance Stephens's avatar

Just gonna leave this here about Biden's Economy

1 44.6 is the new 1776 https://tinyurl.com/z3bu64tt

2. Paying More to Live Worse is Bidenomics in a Nutshell https://tinyurl.com/2s7nd7fr

FredRock's avatar

Perfectly handled! The very second one of these votaries start spouting BS instead of answering a question, give them a warning and then cut them off.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I expect the media to give Chump a gentleman's C for his performance.

zuzu's avatar

Karoline Leavitt is taking her makeup tips from drag queens, I see.

Ease up on the baking there, missy.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Just in case anyone missed it.

MAGA World Now Wonders Whether Biden’s Doped Up on Mountain Dew

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-world-now-wonders-whether-bidens-doped-up-on-mountain-dew

I can smell the odor of flop sweat hanging around Mar-a-Lago like a blue funk.

Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Joe should bring a labeled Montain Dew to his podium for refreshment.

paxpax's avatar

a friend of mine is a respected pastor of a congregation in Manhattan (whose drink of choice just happens to be Diet Mountain Dew). No one considers him "doped-up"

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Do Trump people ever say things that aren't spurious and nonsensical?

Pete's avatar

Biden's team should drag in a couple of treadmills and have Biden challenge Trump to have them both walking briskly while they do the debate. If he refuses Biden can jeer at him for the whole debate about how he's chickenshit and too weak to be prez; if he agrees it'll basically kill him on live TV..

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That would probably go viral.

Bupkus231's avatar

I love Mrs. Betty Bowers, but I can't help feeling she made a mistake in that Xitt on Provigil dispenses - she said the number went way up after Ronny Jackson "was hired in February" ( of 2019 ). I believe Jackson was White House physician during the Obama admin, so what's this "hiring" halfway through the PAB admin? I can't really tell from that screenshot how much was delivered before Jan 2019 - but if Ronny was working in the WH back then, wouldn't there be more evidence of his pill-pushing?

Hank Napkin's avatar

Spittle will short out a Shure in no time. Ketchup-rich spittle will pin the meters. Problem Solved!

Mr. Foobar's avatar

SM58 is made for spittle

Hank Napkin's avatar

As may be, but a windsock coated in American Cheese and Ketchup, well, even a Neumann M49 will experience something of “ein Kampf”.

DDB9000's avatar

The mention of ''Drunky Dr. Pill Pusher" regarding Dr. Ronny for some reason made my think of Tony Milliionaire's Drinky Crow...

Drinky could easily beat Drumphy with two wings tied behind his back!

Enter Ranting's avatar

Love how Kassie Hunt slapped that smug look off Karoline Leavitt's fucking face.

GoofyMcDork's avatar

That was yummy. Kassie Hunt is about the only one on CNN I can stomach anymore. They should have been doing that since 2016.

Revenant's avatar

What, is brain-dead Donnie complaining about how the Secret Service did not return Junior and Ewic's nose candy stash?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Eric doesn't seem like a coke kinda guy. He seems to favor drugs that make you stupider.

Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Which is like Wilt Chamberlain deciding he needs to wear heels.

Revenant's avatar

Oh, believe you me, coke CAN make you stupider, you just talk faster, is all.

House of the Blue Lights's avatar

The Hannibal Lechter joke doesn't land because he doesn't tell it like a joke. It's "Hannibal Lechter had a friend for dinner" NOT "Hannibal Lechter invited a friend over for dinner" I mean WTAF, that alone demonstrates his deep deep stupidity at the very least.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Seinfeld did it right.

"I had lunch with Charles Manson the other day. Right in the middle of the meal, he turns to me and says, 'Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?'"

Revenant's avatar

He don't never understand nothin, and neither do the pig people in his cult.

House of the Blue Lights's avatar

They know it's /supposed/ to be funny, but aren't quite sure why. And there's such a whisper-down-the-lane quality to it. He probably told it correctly the first couple of times, and it got a good reaction, so he kept using it, out of context, and screwing up the words, and now it's just a trope "laugh here." Honestly he is so fucking stomach turning.

Revenant's avatar

the infamous laugh track was invented by and for people with no sense of humor, so they know when "joke" happens.

A Tompkins's avatar

Oh Evan, "enthusiastically flicking his forked tongue along the Trumpian taint", eh? Sounds like you've been studying with Rick Wilson. ;-)

VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

Drug test? Sure, right after cognitive function test, and test for venereal diseases.

GoofyMcDork's avatar

Wouldn't that be fitting if his dementia was actually caused by Syphilis?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

After bragging how he dodged it in the 80's.

If he was as active as he claims, he's probably got herpes also, too.

DDB9000's avatar

Don't forget COVID - Drumpf LITERALY had it during the famous debate with Biden in 2020 when the former claimed it was gone. And his staff KNEW ABOUT IT!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So what you're saying is that you can't be on Chump's staff if you aren't an asshole.

Ignatius Traitola's avatar

It's not pharmaceuticals, Biden's going to be plumping!