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Just gonna leave this here about Biden's Economy

1 44.6 is the new 1776 https://tinyurl.com/z3bu64tt

2. Paying More to Live Worse is Bidenomics in a Nutshell https://tinyurl.com/2s7nd7fr

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Perfectly handled! The very second one of these votaries start spouting BS instead of answering a question, give them a warning and then cut them off.

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I expect the media to give Chump a gentleman's C for his performance.

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Karoline Leavitt is taking her makeup tips from drag queens, I see.

Ease up on the baking there, missy.

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Just in case anyone missed it.

MAGA World Now Wonders Whether Biden’s Doped Up on Mountain Dew

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-world-now-wonders-whether-bidens-doped-up-on-mountain-dew

I can smell the odor of flop sweat hanging around Mar-a-Lago like a blue funk.

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Joe should bring a labeled Montain Dew to his podium for refreshment.

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Mountain

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a friend of mine is a respected pastor of a congregation in Manhattan (whose drink of choice just happens to be Diet Mountain Dew). No one considers him "doped-up"

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Do Trump people ever say things that aren't spurious and nonsensical?

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Biden's team should drag in a couple of treadmills and have Biden challenge Trump to have them both walking briskly while they do the debate. If he refuses Biden can jeer at him for the whole debate about how he's chickenshit and too weak to be prez; if he agrees it'll basically kill him on live TV..

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That would probably go viral.

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I love Mrs. Betty Bowers, but I can't help feeling she made a mistake in that Xitt on Provigil dispenses - she said the number went way up after Ronny Jackson "was hired in February" ( of 2019 ). I believe Jackson was White House physician during the Obama admin, so what's this "hiring" halfway through the PAB admin? I can't really tell from that screenshot how much was delivered before Jan 2019 - but if Ronny was working in the WH back then, wouldn't there be more evidence of his pill-pushing?

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Spittle will short out a Shure in no time. Ketchup-rich spittle will pin the meters. Problem Solved!

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SM58 is made for spittle

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As may be, but a windsock coated in American Cheese and Ketchup, well, even a Neumann M49 will experience something of “ein Kampf”.

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The mention of ''Drunky Dr. Pill Pusher" regarding Dr. Ronny for some reason made my think of Tony Milliionaire's Drinky Crow...

Drinky could easily beat Drumphy with two wings tied behind his back!

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Love how Kassie Hunt slapped that smug look off Karoline Leavitt's fucking face.

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That was yummy. Kassie Hunt is about the only one on CNN I can stomach anymore. They should have been doing that since 2016.

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What, is brain-dead Donnie complaining about how the Secret Service did not return Junior and Ewic's nose candy stash?

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Eric doesn't seem like a coke kinda guy. He seems to favor drugs that make you stupider.

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Which is like Wilt Chamberlain deciding he needs to wear heels.

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Oh, believe you me, coke CAN make you stupider, you just talk faster, is all.

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The Hannibal Lechter joke doesn't land because he doesn't tell it like a joke. It's "Hannibal Lechter had a friend for dinner" NOT "Hannibal Lechter invited a friend over for dinner" I mean WTAF, that alone demonstrates his deep deep stupidity at the very least.

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Seinfeld did it right.

"I had lunch with Charles Manson the other day. Right in the middle of the meal, he turns to me and says, 'Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?'"

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He don't never understand nothin, and neither do the pig people in his cult.

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They know it's /supposed/ to be funny, but aren't quite sure why. And there's such a whisper-down-the-lane quality to it. He probably told it correctly the first couple of times, and it got a good reaction, so he kept using it, out of context, and screwing up the words, and now it's just a trope "laugh here." Honestly he is so fucking stomach turning.

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the infamous laugh track was invented by and for people with no sense of humor, so they know when "joke" happens.

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Oh Evan, "enthusiastically flicking his forked tongue along the Trumpian taint", eh? Sounds like you've been studying with Rick Wilson. ;-)

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Drug test? Sure, right after cognitive function test, and test for venereal diseases.

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Wouldn't that be fitting if his dementia was actually caused by Syphilis?

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After bragging how he dodged it in the 80's.

If he was as active as he claims, he's probably got herpes also, too.

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Don't forget COVID - Drumpf LITERALY had it during the famous debate with Biden in 2020 when the former claimed it was gone. And his staff KNEW ABOUT IT!

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So what you're saying is that you can't be on Chump's staff if you aren't an asshole.

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Or at least a Nazi...

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It's not pharmaceuticals, Biden's going to be plumping!

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