Toenail Fungus: One Cup Of This Will Get Rid Of It. Tabs, Fri., Aug. 21, 2020
The DNC and Joe Biden's audacity of hope: that despite everything, they think Americans are good. — Will Bunch at Inquirer
How Steve Bannon's "alleged" We Build the Wall scam worked, alleged hahahaha lolololol. (Vice)Will he flip? LOLOLOLOL I can't breathe, no, in a GOOD way. (Vice)
Liz linked to this yesterday, but it's going to take more of your time and attention, because HENGHHHHH????? Bannon's buddy, Badolato. (Herald Tribune)
A helpful list of all the rightwing figures who promoted WALL GRIFT 9000. (Media Matters)
Falwell's yacht use under scrutiny? Falwell's yacht use under scrutiny. — Politico
What is up with the LOLBOATS this week?
Chris Janson - "Buy Me A Boat" (Official Video) www.youtube.com
A crowdsourced timeline of the US Postal Service enfuckening. (Emptywheel)
Rotting food and dead animals: We said it was enfuckened. — LA Times
Laura Loomer's horror show. — Slate
More QAnon crimes, again; this time, an Austin woman chasing "pedophiles" (a catering van with a woman and her daughter; a student) and ramming their vehicle with her car. (RightWingWatch)
How two British orthodontists became Incel World celebrities o.O — New York Times magazine
Oh hey, we forgot: People are still being unemployed, more, 1.1 million new claims this week. — Calculated Risk
HEART EMOJI ED MARKEY.
Speaker Pelosi is an effective leader who has shattered glass ceilings throughout her career. I had the privilege t… https: //t.co/wJPvNVuP6o
— Ed Markey (@Ed Markey) 1597947904.0
McSweeney's does the 2020 Republican National Convention:
9: 00 pm
The Creatures From Beyond the Mist scream the national anthem.
9: 05 pm
Morgon, Devourer of Children, discusses his proposal to drastically decrease education spending.
9: 20 pm
Marjorie Taylor Greene, QAnon congressional candidate, explains whyCOVID-19 can't be transmitted through the air because there is no such thing as "air."
Today in off-prompter vs. on-prompter... https: //t.co/TrnxSBO8mR
— The Recount (@The Recount) 1597956283.0
Even Trump's website design is malicious. (Salon)
NICE TIME! Elizabeth Warren Is Prepared to Prosecute Trump. (The Nation)
Learn about Margaret Sanger, Planned Parenthood, and NOT-RACISTISM, courtesy of Katha Pollitt! — The Nation
Producer Christine Peters's 18-year relationship with Sumner Redstone as encapsulated in "We had lunch at the Bel-Air Hotel every day for almost three years, and then we'd go buy fish in the Valley at his dealer." Don't ever marry a terribly powerful man. The fish isn't why. The rest of it is why. (The Hollywood Reporter)
Old tab! How a controversial Florida Man blew up MoviePass and burned millions! — Business Insider
And the fake spy who fooled everyone and swindled millions. (Daily Beast)
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