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Pere Ubu's avatar

This is exactly what I needed this morning! 😸

Bagels of Doom's avatar

bouncy fox is bouncy

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Just whst I needed!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Pine cone."

[for many months, a friend's 2-year-old niece thought that was how one said "Thank you"]

Ron Spangler's avatar

MAKE AMERICA SPRINGY AGAIN!

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

This is what happens when you give the kids too much sugar.

Demodocus's avatar

I never noticed my kids being more hyper on sugar than off. But then, Eldest can hardly *get* more hyper. One way he self regulates is pacing across the first floor (which is open-plan) at a sprint several times a day.

Menotsure's avatar

Jumping around with pine cones

Is great fun for a fox

I only hope that cute guy

Doesn't snag his cool black socks.

Whale Chowder's avatar

That was terrible!

...no it wasn't. I kit.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That little fox is wondering just what Euell Gibbons was on about.

UVB-76's avatar

"After years of telling horror stories about your food, I like to pick my food up right off the ground. Did you know that hubcaps make a tasty tea?"

The Wanderer's avatar

Boingy boingy boingy!

Bobathonic's avatar

I saw a fox just this morning! They were a bit mangy looking and intent on their business as they crossed the road.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Springy Red is having a time! I envy that energy...

tehbaddr's avatar

They're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy

Fun fun fun fun fun!

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

More like practicing to kill kill kill.

tek's avatar

babby fox thinks he's a babby goat..

tehbaddr's avatar

Yup, Cat software and Doggo hardware!

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Spring, sprung, sprang!

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Midnight Hammer is my porn name!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Maybe if republicans didn’t write shitty, ambiguous laws, doctors wouldn’t worry if treating patients could result in them losing their licenses and going to prison.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I keep seeing these stories about protestors gathering outside ICE's hotels and playing loud music so they can't sleep.

Then, I see stories about the National Guard sleeping on cots.

What's up with that?

pskbh's avatar

Why nothing about Senator Alex Padilla being called 'Jose' by the couch banger??

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Show some respect. His proper title is Couchfucker. Capitalized.

Demodocus's avatar

Ugh. Blackout. I felt a need to take my unmedicated* AuDHD kid with me to the grocery store because it's air conditioned & I wasn't sure my wild child would notice if he was getting too hot until it was too late. Normally I only take him when he's medicated, but waiting 2 hours for it to kick in seemed less than ideal. It's back on again, thankfully

WokeGrandma's avatar

Off-topic. It's so hot in MA today (89 degrees, but feels like 96 due to humidity) that Dunkin' ran out of milk before 11:00 a.m. Apparently everyone wanted iced coffee, iced lattes, or other iced drinks made with milk. I had to settle for a latte made with Oakmilk. It wasn't terrible, but I don't recommend it.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Midnight Hammer is the name of my Motley Crüe cover band.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I just glanced at the Guardian headlines and live updates. TFG mean-tweeted Medvedev. That will get some results, I am sure.

Also, too, does China pick up the phone when Marco calls?

Stan Dan Deliver's avatar

Just FYI, for some of us who don't have/use TikTok the embedded videos don't work and cover up part of the page text.

Marcie Jones's avatar

Thanks for letting me know, didn’t realize! I’ll start downloading and uploading them instead.

tempusfugit's avatar

Fat Hammock has never been accused of intelligence.

What A Debacle's avatar

Currently 65 degrees and Partly Cloudy in in San Miguel de Allende.

Just sayin'.

kmblue187's avatar

Foxy fox, forever frisky, frolics. Fox is named Jim, as in, "He's dead, Jim."

Thanks, I needed this.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Midnight Hammer sounds like the name of an all male stripper show.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I watched 2073 this weekend and it makes me wonder if the bad reviews keeping it rating around 48% are on purpose to keep people from watching it. It’s a faux documentary about the rise of fascism.

Or a shorter summary,

“Fascism, oh honey, you’re soaking in it”

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Operation Midnight Hammer??? Why not just call it Operation Big Swinging Dick? Also, gas has jumped 20 cents here. Coincidence? I think not.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

That's probably gouging.

Gammarae's avatar

objection, no big swinging dick in evidence.

lordpnut's avatar

Because "swinging" implies dancing, and dancing... FUCK YOU! is why.