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Pere Ubu's avatar

This is exactly what I needed this morning! 😸

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

bouncy fox is bouncy

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Just whst I needed!

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weejee's avatar

Jimi has a few words on this Martini...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv97c3W6lw8&list=RDzv97c3W6lw8&start_radio=1

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

A favorite!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Pine cone."

[for many months, a friend's 2-year-old niece thought that was how one said "Thank you"]

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Ron Spangler's avatar

MAKE AMERICA SPRINGY AGAIN!

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

This is what happens when you give the kids too much sugar.

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Demodocus's avatar

I never noticed my kids being more hyper on sugar than off. But then, Eldest can hardly *get* more hyper. One way he self regulates is pacing across the first floor (which is open-plan) at a sprint several times a day.

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Menotsure's avatar

Jumping around with pine cones

Is great fun for a fox

I only hope that cute guy

Doesn't snag his cool black socks.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

That was terrible!

...no it wasn't. I kit.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That little fox is wondering just what Euell Gibbons was on about.

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UVB-76's avatar

"After years of telling horror stories about your food, I like to pick my food up right off the ground. Did you know that hubcaps make a tasty tea?"

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The Wanderer's avatar

Boingy boingy boingy!

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Bobathonic's avatar

I saw a fox just this morning! They were a bit mangy looking and intent on their business as they crossed the road.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Springy Red is having a time! I envy that energy...

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tehbaddr's avatar

They're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy

Fun fun fun fun fun!

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

More like practicing to kill kill kill.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Death by pounce.

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tek's avatar

babby fox thinks he's a babby goat..

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tehbaddr's avatar

Yup, Cat software and Doggo hardware!

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Spring, sprung, sprang!

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Midnight Hammer is my porn name!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Maybe if republicans didn’t write shitty, ambiguous laws, doctors wouldn’t worry if treating patients could result in them losing their licenses and going to prison.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I keep seeing these stories about protestors gathering outside ICE's hotels and playing loud music so they can't sleep.

Then, I see stories about the National Guard sleeping on cots.

What's up with that?

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pskbh's avatar

Why nothing about Senator Alex Padilla being called 'Jose' by the couch banger??

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Show some respect. His proper title is Couchfucker. Capitalized.

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Demodocus's avatar

Ugh. Blackout. I felt a need to take my unmedicated* AuDHD kid with me to the grocery store because it's air conditioned & I wasn't sure my wild child would notice if he was getting too hot until it was too late. Normally I only take him when he's medicated, but waiting 2 hours for it to kick in seemed less than ideal. It's back on again, thankfully

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WokeGrandma's avatar

Off-topic. It's so hot in MA today (89 degrees, but feels like 96 due to humidity) that Dunkin' ran out of milk before 11:00 a.m. Apparently everyone wanted iced coffee, iced lattes, or other iced drinks made with milk. I had to settle for a latte made with Oakmilk. It wasn't terrible, but I don't recommend it.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Midnight Hammer is the name of my Motley Crüe cover band.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I just glanced at the Guardian headlines and live updates. TFG mean-tweeted Medvedev. That will get some results, I am sure.

Also, too, does China pick up the phone when Marco calls?

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Stan Dan Deliver's avatar

Just FYI, for some of us who don't have/use TikTok the embedded videos don't work and cover up part of the page text.

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Marcie Jones's avatar

Thanks for letting me know, didn’t realize! I’ll start downloading and uploading them instead.

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Stan Dan Deliver's avatar

Hope that works!

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tempusfugit's avatar

Fat Hammock has never been accused of intelligence.

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What A Debacle's avatar

Currently 65 degrees and Partly Cloudy in in San Miguel de Allende.

Just sayin'.

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kmblue187's avatar

Foxy fox, forever frisky, frolics. Fox is named Jim, as in, "He's dead, Jim."

Thanks, I needed this.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Midnight Hammer sounds like the name of an all male stripper show.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I watched 2073 this weekend and it makes me wonder if the bad reviews keeping it rating around 48% are on purpose to keep people from watching it. It’s a faux documentary about the rise of fascism.

Or a shorter summary,

“Fascism, oh honey, you’re soaking in it”

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Operation Midnight Hammer??? Why not just call it Operation Big Swinging Dick? Also, gas has jumped 20 cents here. Coincidence? I think not.

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Cheers Y'all's avatar

That's probably gouging.

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Gammarae's avatar

objection, no big swinging dick in evidence.

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lordpnut's avatar

Because "swinging" implies dancing, and dancing... FUCK YOU! is why.

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