Do you ever wish you could see into the future? Well thanks to today's Politico story on how the Romney family has finally wrested control of Miffed's campaign from the seriously incompetent Stuart Stevenses et alia, we now know that Tagg Romney has taken on the role of enforcer in his dad's campaign. This makes him, obviously, the new George W. Bush, who
Very devious: there&#039;s nothing you can say about Miffed Money that wouldn&#039;t be lying about <i>some</i> part of his record!
Look, the Marital Bliss Procreation Unit has no place on the campaign trail, where it might get molested by overzealous fans. His technicians unthreaded it from its socket and it is packed it safely in a crate in La Jolla. None of his staff better be doing anything with it, let alone shaking it.
<i> &ldquo;the best way to win [is] to point out President Barack Obama&rsquo;s flaws and articulate generic promises to do better.&rdquo; </i>
New Romney Sign: &quot;I&#039;m White&quot;.
Hmmm -- following the pattern, maybe Condi could be VP; John Bolten Secretary of War, etc.
We could <i>finally</i> start another war (Iran, you payin&#039; attention?), more tax cuts for the gazillionaires, scandals, environmental disasters, flat earth vs round earth debates...
The only Romney getting my vote is Seamus.
OMG! With those TEETH??
Come to think of it, you never hear about Mitt&#039;s brother, Glove.
What this country needs is good, affordable, steel-toed votes. (We&#039;ll add our own bootstraps later, thank you fucking much.)
Man, someone needs to recommend this look to Mitt ASAP, because apparently he takes all advice.
OK, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=wXBba77U1_Y&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">someone&#039;s got to do it.</a>
It is now Wagg Dagg Sweet Boy Tagg, performed by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, with a few subtle changes to the lyrics to make it more family-friendly.
<a href="http:\/\/www.asylum.com\/2007\/11\/23\/homemade-sex-toys-jell-o-jigglers\/" target="_blank">Naturally. </a>
Truly free markets always create great museums.
Very devious: there&#039;s nothing you can say about Miffed Money that wouldn&#039;t be lying about <i>some</i> part of his record!
Look, the Marital Bliss Procreation Unit has no place on the campaign trail, where it might get molested by overzealous fans. His technicians unthreaded it from its socket and it is packed it safely in a crate in La Jolla. None of his staff better be doing anything with it, let alone shaking it.
PALINJUICE PALINJUICE PALINJUICE!
Jim &#039;There&#039;s been a murrderrr&#039; Taggart.
Viruses are known for reinventing themselves a lot, too.
<i> &ldquo;the best way to win [is] to point out President Barack Obama&rsquo;s flaws and articulate generic promises to do better.&rdquo; </i>
New Romney Sign: &quot;I&#039;m White&quot;.
Hmmm -- following the pattern, maybe Condi could be VP; John Bolten Secretary of War, etc.
We could <i>finally</i> start another war (Iran, you payin&#039; attention?), more tax cuts for the gazillionaires, scandals, environmental disasters, flat earth vs round earth debates...
Must we wait until 2024?