Take a Number, Akbar
* If the YouTube questions for the Democrats were this crazy, it sort of makes us look forward to the Republican one, almost. [ WP , LAT ]
* Mom and Dad have a sit-down with Junior to try and get him to stop pissing away America's future. [ NYT ]
* Some motherfuckers are about to be held in contempt of Congress, which certainlysoundsserious. [ The Hill ]
* They've got it backwards. Americans belong in Iraq, but Iraqis sure as shit don't belong in America. [ NYT ]
* John Edwards is coming back. [ Politico ]
* The GOP wants you to know that they don't have any legitimate presidential candidates on purpose. [ BG ]
* Nothing like drumming up some reasons to stay all quagmired so people don't get the idea that it's just because the President is a tragically stupid monomaniac. [ NYT ]