Take Us to Your Leader

 
 Hey, remember that Pentagon report about global warming that was a huge downer? You know, "bring the planet to the edge of anarchy," "famine," "widespread flooding," blah, blah blah? Great news: They were just "blue-skying," as it were. Says one consultant: "The Pentagon naturally believes it has to research any possible threat -- whether it be an alien invasion, an accidental nuclear detonation, or catastrophic climate change."

Alright, let's see those alien attack plans then. They're filed with the Bush campaign ads targeting a Kucinich nomination, we presume. Since Kucinich is an alien, it's is probably a two-for-one type deal.

 Warming to aliens (Second item) [WT]

 Now the Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us [Observer]

 Wishful Thinking in the White House [Wonkette]