Share this postTalk About Being Soft on Terrorismwww.wonkette.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherDiscover more from WonketteWonkette is filthy, hilarious, liberal news. YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!Over 18,000 subscribersSubscribeContinue readingSign in Talk About Being Soft on TerrorismwonketteJun 2, 2004Share this postTalk About Being Soft on Terrorismwww.wonkette.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherShareJohn Kerry introduces his proposal for a new Pastel Terror Alert System, noting that recent events may raise the threat level from "Butter" to "Mango."[ AP Photo/J.Pat Carter ]Want to just donate once?