People who are not Sarah Palin and/or "Snooki" may not understand the importance the Indoor Tanning Industry plays in making people look like wrinkled, rotten oranges with melanoma, but weeping boozebag would just be a bright red nose on a bloated clown face if not for the magic of the tanning beds down at the strip mall next to the "Cheap Smokes" shop. That's why he's happy to take the Indoor Tanning Industry's big money to make sure burnt orange trailer trash Americans retain their White American rights to turn into cancer-ridden Medicare charity cases.
The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma.