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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

"Trump is the first candidate in my lifetime to take on the establishment ". Newt, that means you. You are the establishment. Why does anyone think Newt is a smart person?

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I was commenting solely on his 47 Presidential runs, not his time Senatoring, which was amazeballs.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Are you available for other,future wonksplainers? This is good.

Justno's avatar

He sounds like a dumbass advising a rape victim how to get through it.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

At this point they are all wishing it was Ivanka even if she's only a woman.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Christ, what's left; Kayne or one of the "winners" on The Bachelor?

Rick Hill's avatar

It's a real and true thing! They've already invented a device to transmute matter....

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Suddenly I'm feeling all queasy in my everywhere parts.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I heard today that the NIH is okaying experiments with human-animal chimerical hybrids.

Good news for the GOP Scientists!

CATMAN's avatar

Judging by his record of participation, Mr Gingrich is the penultimate expert on corruption in our nation's capital This man exudes enough slime to make a banana slug envious

Querolous's avatar

Well there is one now.

Querolous's avatar

Referring to the six wife curse?

jmhm's avatar

A girl can hope.

Querolous's avatar

If all of his winning lawsuits were as productive as the USFL v. NFL then he would be $1692.00 richer.

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