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"Trump is the first candidate in my lifetime to take on the establishment ". Newt, that means you. You are the establishment. Why does anyone think Newt is a smart person?

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I was commenting solely on his 47 Presidential runs, not his time Senatoring, which was amazeballs.

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Are you available for other,future wonksplainers? This is good.

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He sounds like a dumbass advising a rape victim how to get through it.

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At this point they are all wishing it was Ivanka even if she's only a woman.

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Christ, what's left; Kayne or one of the "winners" on The Bachelor?

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It's a real and true thing! They've already invented a device to transmute matter....

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Suddenly I'm feeling all queasy in my everywhere parts.

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I heard today that the NIH is okaying experiments with human-animal chimerical hybrids.

Good news for the GOP Scientists!

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Judging by his record of participation, Mr Gingrich is the penultimate expert on corruption in our nation's capital This man exudes enough slime to make a banana slug envious

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Upfisted bigly.

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Well there is one now.

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Referring to the six wife curse?

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A girl can hope.

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If all of his winning lawsuits were as productive as the USFL v. NFL then he would be $1692.00 richer.

http://defpen.com/donald-tr...

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