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And their lunch boxes.

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Hmmmm...I wonder if "repairs" = upgrades... it would be wrong not to speculate.

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needz moar sharks

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Spite, the driving force of all things Conservative

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I've often thought that this site needed moar breeches.

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I actually think 3.0 was parodying 2.0 but got the ban anyways. Oh well.

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That took me aback.

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I don't know if I can get to the million dollar threshold with my yacht, but I'll I try...

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Stop trying to regulate these job creators' non-moving boats! Let the free market decide!

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FINALLY!!!!111! Someone is thinking of the poor, rich people.

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Florida: the state that has it all.

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Screwing the poor is what the Florida Legislature and Rick Scott do best, and so here they do it again. Yeah Floriduh.

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Can we just go back to agrarian feudalism please? At least then I'll have a tiny plot of land to grow my food on.

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For it to be class warfare, the rich would have to see the rest of us as a class of human beings. This is more like a bunch of immature assholes boiling frogs for fun.

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just lower the boom on them

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