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Menotsure's avatar

I had a cat houseguest for a couple of weeks. It felt like camping a stranger that Tater did not like.

She is gone now and if my little dog had gotten along with her It would have been a nice stay. She was a good guest..

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

I'm sure you took excellent care of her, too. You're a good egg, Me.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

You really are, though. Maybe a little scrambled sometimes... 😁

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

I had a cat named Monroe that was half Siamese. We went camping all the time. Didn't need a leash. Monroe was always at my side.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Sunrise at a campsite is always a pleasant experience.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Sunrise when one is on the right side of the dirt is always nice

Bradthe🤖's avatar

Which side of the dirt is the right side might vary depending upon many factors, like if you’re a Republican politician….

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The mythical sane republicans

Stroke1's avatar

Sunrise at a hotel with good beds and soft fluffy towels is always a much better experience.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Sunrise at home on the porch with a nice cuppa is best.

Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Sunrise at 50,000' is nice, but hard to get to.

Lefty Wright's avatar

Earth rise in space would be nice to view.

mvario's avatar

"old folks freed from the shackles of their student loans"

Not me, I was fortunate enough to do personaly bancruptcy before student loan debt was exempted.

"ballet flats, even in porn. (Vice)"

Oh, Vice, you're like 8 years too late with that story. But now I want to re-watch Suspiria.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Mmmmmm Italian Steak.......

Edith Prickly's avatar

For years I thought I was the only person who found ballet flats terrible for foot support (also super unflattering if you have thick ankles, but that's another rant.) I can't wear heels anymore either, so if I want some height I wear platforms.

VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

Is the constant quoting of song lyrics and TV/movie lines recognized as a form of Tourette's?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

I just found out my new boss is a Swiftie.

Doug Langley's avatar

He likes Tom Swift books too?

(wow, am I an oldz)

Rags's avatar

"he asked, langorously."

OneYieldRegular's avatar

She. But apparently yes, since also a sci-fi nerd.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Matt Gaetz is such a rich spoiled brat. Richie Rich + Jack Nicholson's character from "The Shining."

John Norris's avatar

After he boots McCarthy out of the Speaker's chair, the GQP should elect Gaetz Speaker. I want to see Gaetz's leadership as the next shutdown drops in 40 days. Meanwhile McCarthy can drum up support to kick Gaetz out of the House on his ethics violations.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

As a Parisienne, my spouse finds the pandemic of ballet flats incomprehensible. She noticed it the first time she came to the U.S. wondering aloud, "What are these boring flat shoes American women are wearing? And where do I find a place that sells shoes with any kind of a heel?" The answer to the last was, of course, "Paris."

Also, only relevant at a slant, we were just visiting two women friends from Paris who now live in San Diego, and while we were having fish tacos by the beach one night one of them said, in response to a story my spouse had told, "Parisian women are fearless." The other woman chimed in quietly and confidently, "We certainly are." I felt compelled to add, "Yes, you don't need to tell me."

VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

Name that poet:

"We are the 801.

We are the central shaft."

Ho͛gͦͥeͬ͒yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠x͔'s avatar

Certain streets have certain corners.

Listening off my phone, I have to say, the guitars in the second half are very different in mono.

VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

Go out on a limb here and say, blurry vision after rising too early and spending hours glued to wonkette has an up side. I just misread an email header as from OopsieScientific. What a fantastic name!

easelox is on timeout's avatar

In other news, he said this over t the weekend:

"Faced with a litany of criminal charges, Donald T**** on Sunday told a campaign rally in Iowa that he would prefer to die by electrocution rather than be eaten by a shark if he ever found himself on a rapidly sinking, electrically powered boat."

-The Guardian

(not quoting his actual words, because they cause brain damage)

Robert Eckert's avatar

"Your proposal is acceptable."

clairence's avatar

"Seemingly" would be a fun food brand, whatever the food was. I'm thinking aot,k. I'd eat Seemingly Tortilla Chips with Seemingly Salsa.

Ho͛gͦͥeͬ͒yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠x͔'s avatar

I might draw the line at Seemingly Chicken.

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

My wife brought home some fake chicken and served it upon a nice standard mole sauce. It was surprisingly good, but of course the mole was doing some heavy lifting there.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Trump's trial this morning sounds like a shitshow, at least for the defense. From the BBC:

He's also said something that might be a preview of his legal defence, noting his financial statements include a disclaimer.

“When you take a look at the financial statement, don’t believe anything you read," he said. "This is what's called a full disclaimer."

"It says go out and do your own research."

It seems like an unusual strategy - to undermine the validity of your own statements - but it's not the first time Trump has made this point.

Followed by "It's a scam. It's a sham. Just so you know, my financial statements are phenomenal."

So, don't trust financial statements, especially his, which are phenomenal. I assume he is referring to his own financial statements when he says "It's a scam. It's a sham."

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-us-canada-66978988

1st light's avatar

I remember when the company preparing them - not that long ago - started adding the disclaimer.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

"Our client is congenitally incapable of providing a truthful statement, so just choose your own numbers because whatever this is that we prepared is nothing based in reality."

Glennis Waterman's avatar

"go out and do your own research" - WTF does that even mean? He wants his supporters to ignore the financial statements that are in the public record and make shit up?

Robert Eckert's avatar

It means that the banks should watch some YouTube videos about how much his properties are really worth.

clairence's avatar

It's true, most financial statements have a disclaimer. But I don't think it's a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Yeah, I think you are supposed to be subtle in how fraudulent your financial statements are.

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clairence's avatar

some of them sound like that

Zap's avatar

Does anyone here have any experience with the new ICS Hyper-encabulator? I'm thinking of replacing my old one.https://youtu.be/5nKk_-Lvhzo?si=1OF2EovmSsCl-Rpj

John Norris's avatar

What ever you do, DO NOT, repeat, do not use a Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.