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Your move, <i>NY Times Book Review!</i>

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"And don't let your parents take you to the socialist zoo on Sunday. If they want you see wild animals, they should join a private hunting reserve."

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Come to my school; we have teachers that dress thusly.

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Those kids don't have guns. What kind of Tea Party classroom is this?

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If she's a TP'er, she <strike>probably</strike> has a gun and will bang back.

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A 27% improvement if I learned anything from my home schooling.

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Sarah Palin™?* ______________________________ * except for accurate. and pure.

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No, he gets bonus points for going against the socialist Common Core.

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Lot of green paint needed for the grassy bits.

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Ivory Soap?

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Chester The Molester?

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Finally, a productive use for Ted Nugent's time.

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She looks like Betty Cooper finally became an adult and started a career as an elementary teacher.

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Part of the new Common Derp standards

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Pffft, as if you're average Teatard is capable of coloring within the lines. Staying within the lines is socialism!!1!

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WWMTD? What would <strike>Ms. Frizzle</strike> Miss Tizzy Do?

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