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Spurning Beer's avatar

"Very gay"? Counselor, you're talking about ANDREW LLOYD WEBER here. Show some respect.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

or perhaps banged up BY buggery...oh wait., does that mean the same thing?

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The Quirk's avatar

I can't give you anything but love, baby.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well boo fucking hoo.

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chascates's avatar

And does anyone think these ribbons or bracelets or flags are even made in the United States? Not withstanding Tom DeLay's beloved Marianas Islands.

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chascates's avatar

<i>pre-second coming</i>? Isn't anything anyone ever said or written 'pre-second coming'?

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PsycWench's avatar

On the contrary, conservatives are fully understood because their representatives will not shut up.

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chascates's avatar

And whoever came up with the idea of those stick-on car ribbons should die in the black void of outer space.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

"pre-second coming"

Or if you're a Catholic priest, third or fourth coming.

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chascates's avatar

Wikipedia, as usual, has a good intro on this and, eschatologically speaking, I'm as down with it as an atheist can be. Although there are naturally subsets of this sect I'm willing to believe the Second Coming is done, the Antichrist has been battled, and that the Great Tribulation is over with. It appears all this only applied to the Jews in the Middle East so I suggest all believers of Christianity of any variant immediately decamp there to hash it out with the Hashemites.

"Are you ready for the Return of the King?" "Brother, he done come and gone. Praise the Lord and pass the doobie."

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