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PubOption's avatar

"The revolution is not a Wonkette drinks party."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it was hard enough getting the Hare Krishnas out of the airport...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we're ALL praying for that...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So I'm guessing that right after the teatards are done force converting him, once Soros dies the Mormons are going to take their shot and posthumously baptize him. Should be the most epic battle since the sharks and the jets went at it...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Whooah, we're half way there Livin on a prayer

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fuflans's avatar

me too. no one EVER talks about this. ever

well at least not in US america

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diogenez's avatar

Y'all have to squeeze your eyes shut hard for them prayers to work - just like Pat Robertson does.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's to keep the baptists away

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PubOption's avatar

I remember fake nuns lurking in some airports, begging for money. I last saw them at LAX about 2 years ago.

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Lot_49's avatar

<i>Believe</i> in him? They won't even say His name!

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malsperanza's avatar

Mel Gibson?

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malsperanza's avatar

You know, I keep getting the feeling that there is, but then when I try to figure out the puzzle, the final solution eludes me.

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malsperanza's avatar

His funny hat is the tipoff: <a href="http://blogs.sun-sentinel.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/features_fashion/fi...">http://blogs.sun-sentinel.c...

Wait, not that Nick Cave?

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Lot_49's avatar

Ha! Better!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Those are the names they <em>can</em> use, I don't believe you'll witness them saying Jehovah

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you must have gone to Stanford

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