The Tea Party is the absolute worst party in American history. It's just like every sequel -- the first one is totally awesome and brings about the creation of a new country, and the second one is Hangover 2. The Tea Party Nouveau is just like that! There is a fucking monkey and a Thai drug dealer and Michele Bachmann and whatshername, that one-time part-time quitter governor lady from that faraway iglooland place. The only change we have is more racism, an overabundance of derpitude, and a House of Representatives run by the Great Orange Crier. After trying to scam the gubmint to get out of paying taxes, how can the Tea Party possibly further ruin this week? Well, the religious scholars of the Alexander Lakes Area Tea Party recently decided to open their holier-than-thou, spittle-filled pieholes and spew forth vomitous awfulness. Ready to have your afternoon day-drinking buzz killed? Let's go!
So I'm guessing that right after the teatards are done force converting him, once Soros dies the Mormons are going to take their shot and posthumously baptize him. Should be the most epic battle since the sharks and the jets went at it...
"The revolution is not a Wonkette drinks party."
it was hard enough getting the Hare Krishnas out of the airport...
we're ALL praying for that...
So I'm guessing that right after the teatards are done force converting him, once Soros dies the Mormons are going to take their shot and posthumously baptize him. Should be the most epic battle since the sharks and the jets went at it...
Whooah, we're half way there Livin on a prayer
me too. no one EVER talks about this. ever
well at least not in US america
Y'all have to squeeze your eyes shut hard for them prayers to work - just like Pat Robertson does.
that's to keep the baptists away
I remember fake nuns lurking in some airports, begging for money. I last saw them at LAX about 2 years ago.
<i>Believe</i> in him? They won&#039;t even say His name!
Mel Gibson?
You know, I keep getting the feeling that there is, but then when I try to figure out the puzzle, the final solution eludes me.
His funny hat is the tipoff: <a href="http://blogs.sun-sentinel.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/features_fashion/fi...">http://blogs.sun-sentinel.c...
Wait, not that Nick Cave?
Ha! Better!
Those are the names they <em>can</em> use, I don&#039;t believe you&#039;ll witness them saying Jehovah
you must have gone to Stanford