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bobbert's avatar

Yeah. Mythical, unfortunately.

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bobbert's avatar

There you are.

Good point about Prop H8 (although you've got yes and no reversed). It's possible that not all non-Californians realize just how hateful the LDS were about that.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, he's dead, same as Breitbart, so okay.

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, Judson!!

You know who <i>else</i> was a heavy-drinking, coke-snorting*, fondler of young men?

*allegedly

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chascates's avatar

I tried enlisting in the military when I was about 20 but was not allowed in because of my very poor eyesight. One of the questions asked was if you were gay. I answered no and the questioner stamped my paperwork with a stamp that said 'denies homosexuality". Not 'no' but 'denies homosexuality'! I guess if they discovered otherwise they could also bust you for lying.

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chascates's avatar

<b>Did Karl Rove Leave His Wife For Jeff Gannon?</b> <a href="http://www.pensitoreview.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.pensitoreview.com/2009/12/31/did-karl-...">http://www.pensitoreview.co...

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schmannity's avatar

Wow. You should go to the website and read about "Obama's Kenyan Birth Records Found In British National Archives." One commenter referred alliteratively to the "‘Manchurian’ Muslim from Mombasa."

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Joshua Norton's avatar

The Tea Party is God’s judgment on us for teaching our parents how to use the Internet.

The new daredevil game is seeing how long you can listen to fools like this before you start feeling syphilis symptoms.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I see what your problem is- a common mistake in fact. The records you're looking for are filed under the proper spelling- butt secks

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I kinda liked it better when they used the dog whistle.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah, I was under the impression that no one has been more under a microscope than Obama, before and during his presidency. The real irony is when Tundra Barbie says that he was never vetted.

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PubOption's avatar

So, some crackpots don't like crack or pot smokers.

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Sean Gothman's avatar

If BAMERZ! is some big drug addled Friend of Dorothy (from The Wiz!) then why is he super boring and makes me want to fall asleep into a coma whenever I think of him?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I read on the internet that Judson Phillips is a gay cocaine addict. And it was reported elsewhere (right here). He hasn't denied it. It must be true. Etc.

"Judson Phillips is a moron", on the other hand, is self-evident.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The very fact that you have to make up the flaws ought to tell you something. Oh wait ... "fact" ... haha, never mind.

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