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Luthe Tucker's avatar

Hey, at least he washed his hands!

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

This guy sounds like exactly the kind of speaker the House Republicans deserve.

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sosuume's avatar

Chaffetz's qualifications: Draw a big "X" on a Powerpoint slide and stick his dick in his mouth. Excellent. I'll vote for that.

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Lot_49's avatar

He's a Jew4Jesus (Angel Moroni Division)? Holy Christ! This guy covers all the bases.

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YayConspiracy's avatar

It would be fun if a stern (but handsome) Joe Biden tells this kid to go stand in a corner.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Chaffetz actually has one valid point: Kevin McCarthy can't speak. Seriously, he's a Palin-level garbler who can't even pronounce the meaningless talking points he's trying to utter.

http://www.salon.com/2015/1...

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Content unavailable's avatar

Did Jason play sportsball without a helmet?

Or was he born with that stuff-eating grin?

Explains why he couldn't wait till he was dead to get baptized.

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Heard the Palin-level Garbler has been designated an endangered species. Loss of habitat.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

That can't be. I hear they're breeding like Palins.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I couldn't stand looking at that smarmy mug either. Paul Krugman used to just shake his head when people would talk about Paul Ryan's "serious" budget ideas, which basically amounted to cutting taxes on the rich and slashing SS for everyone under 55. Ugh...what a dipshit.

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handyhippie65's avatar

i knowed it. more proof reagan wuz a vampire.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

If only that were true... sighhhhh...

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handyhippie65's avatar

don't you mean duggars?

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handyhippie65's avatar

yea, but what about the rest of us? who kicked a puppy for US to deserve him?

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

He would have been better looking as a newt (and we'd be better off).

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bobbert's avatar

Steve Young libel.

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