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Hey, at least he washed his hands!

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This guy sounds like exactly the kind of speaker the House Republicans deserve.

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Chaffetz's qualifications: Draw a big "X" on a Powerpoint slide and stick his dick in his mouth. Excellent. I'll vote for that.

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He's a Jew4Jesus (Angel Moroni Division)? Holy Christ! This guy covers all the bases.

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It would be fun if a stern (but handsome) Joe Biden tells this kid to go stand in a corner.

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Chaffetz actually has one valid point: Kevin McCarthy can't speak. Seriously, he's a Palin-level garbler who can't even pronounce the meaningless talking points he's trying to utter.

http://www.salon.com/2015/1...

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Did Jason play sportsball without a helmet?

Or was he born with that stuff-eating grin?

Explains why he couldn't wait till he was dead to get baptized.

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Heard the Palin-level Garbler has been designated an endangered species. Loss of habitat.

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That can't be. I hear they're breeding like Palins.

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I couldn't stand looking at that smarmy mug either. Paul Krugman used to just shake his head when people would talk about Paul Ryan's "serious" budget ideas, which basically amounted to cutting taxes on the rich and slashing SS for everyone under 55. Ugh...what a dipshit.

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i knowed it. more proof reagan wuz a vampire.

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If only that were true... sighhhhh...

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don't you mean duggars?

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yea, but what about the rest of us? who kicked a puppy for US to deserve him?

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He would have been better looking as a newt (and we'd be better off).

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Steve Young libel.

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