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According to Rachel, they are also giving themselves every third week off for Constituent Work Weeks. If by "Constituent" you mean "golf," and by "work" you mean fucking off.

It must be confusing to be a teabagger these days. Do you hold true to libertarian principles and resist giving up individual freedoms and privacy even if that means you line up with Democrats? Do you reflexively oppose the Dark One in the Nonwhite House even if it means you are also opposing your own party? Who the hell was Henry Clay, anyway? Anything to do with claymation?

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Barbara, the idea of Christine "dipping into her endless cookie jar" makes me want to stay home all day and "feather my own nest."

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I believe they also only schedule business Monday through Thursday of the weeks they are actually "working."

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