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Obligatory LBJ ordering pants:

https://youtu.be/S3GT9UN7nD...

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Nobody tell the Obamas that Trump sleeps there now...

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Hard to tell after a single instance of uppity-ness.

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Nice.

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NO WIRE HANGERS!!

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Sewer's Folly...

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Neither. The racist Keebler elf is Making Teh Pots Illegal Again.

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Ojala.

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I feel like what a lot of people are missing is that Trump doesn't give two hot fucks about Republicans, either. Why would he care about getting any of them elected again? He only wants to do what he wants, and literally ANYone who stands in the way is going to get targeted. Ronald Fucking Reagan could claw his way out of the ground, walk into the White House, and ask him nicely to stop, and Trump would go for his undead gonads.

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This is pettiness. Plain and simple. "Waaaaahhh ! The mean lady didn't vote for my shitty healthcare bill ! I'll blackmail her."

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Oh this is gonna be fucking hilarious.

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"This is the Trump family, not the Corleone family."

FIFY. And get your priorities straight.

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"Time for some traffic stimulus problems in Fort Lee Alaska.

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Crom will cast them away from Valhalla and laugh at them.

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May your reds be plentiful and your kings delicious.

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It's really not far from what's being used in that area NOW.

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