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CJLB's avatar

Gag.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Millions of techbux or not, the inauguration and its attendant balls are gonna be a shit show.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

And as a matter of fact I use Bing all the time.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

And Tim Cook's on his way too!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Anything I really want to say would get me banhammered.

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Led Tassle's avatar

I'd consider switching to Duck Duck Go if it didn't have such an infantile name.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Here Sir. We made this Very Special Ketchup fresh from staff members... just for you, Sir!"

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Enter Ranting's avatar

If I ran on a platform of EGG PRICES and “elites are terrible,” while my billionaire bestie was telling America that my tariffs would cause economic hardship, I wouldn’t spend $10,000 on my inauguration party let alone $3 million. Then again, I’m not a garden variety grifter.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

But it's all about followers who can read "GOVIMINT ELITES BAD" and "TECH BILLIONAIRES FOR GUBBIINT" in the same sentence and think, "sounds good ta me!"

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Hank Napkin's avatar

If I recall -- and I do -- there's still about $20 million + that's "done gone missing" from the Very First and Most Glorious Inauguration of Sir.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Jet engines ain’t cheap for an old plane!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

“Just gimme the Pratt, you can forget the Whitney…”

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Maybe's avatar

I don't think it's his ring they're kissing. And there may be sucking involved since they are suck-ups.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

An anus is a kind of ring.

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Greg's avatar

This shit has been going on forever, but there at least used to be some sense of shame about it. FFS, it's just all open corruption now.

At least our eggs will be cheap? No? https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-walks-back-prices-down_n_675af8f3e4b04606476ba6cd

You mean... he lied? ROFLMAO.

I'm figuring I'm gonna really suffer the next few years, but as misery loves company I'm sure I won't be alone in that. Bleah.

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irish379's avatar

What was the old saying "don't piss on me and say it's raining". With the MAGA cult, that's what's going to happen.

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WTAF's avatar

Epic snark, chef’s kiss, TY Marcie! 🔥

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superdave's avatar

Well, at least we haven't heard that Tim Apple has gone to Mar-a-lago to bend the knee.

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Jackmom's avatar

So when is the General Strike?

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Edith Prickly's avatar

TFG is the whiniest of all the whiny little bitches ever.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

It will be truly hilarious if Trump dies in office and with his weird influence gone all these grovelers will try to pretend none of this ever happened and they were always on our side.

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Maybe's avatar

I would not be surprised if a fat man who's almost 80 and has terrible health habits and even more terrible doctors should slither off this mortal coil soon.

I don't think the response would be at all clear-cut, nor would most trumpsters profess new beliefs. With this lot, the fight for power will be amazing. I doubt that MAGA will united behind Vance.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

It's a good question. Who would they unite behind. What happens to the Cult when the Personality dies? It falls apart I think

Demon of the Immutable Pin! Hear me! Hear my command! Breath your poison wind into That Place. Blast their crops!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Remember the Democrats wandering in the desert after JFK's assassination until Bill Clinton came along, because no candidate, not being the reincarnation of JFK, was good enough.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

True, but Dems are/were always too pure for their own good. If Trump dies (random deities, this is a good time for payback) the remainder of the GOP reign will be a flaming ball of excrement and blood as the knives come out.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

From your non-comment to the ears of the Goddess.

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Tza's avatar

Yep, we're about to lose any progress on trustbusting. As long as they seem to kowtow to the right, any GOP objections over their practices WILL evaporate.

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