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*Reliable Source: Get ready to hearJake Gyllenhaaldo the Dean Scream on Broadway...Jim McGreevyclaims estranged wife's book flopped due to her lack of fabulosity...Eunice Kennedy Shriveris recovering from multiple strokes...Ted Miller, a marketing analyst for World Wildlife Fund, is the only DC native to make People's hottest bachelors list...This is what happens when you leave your cell phone on in a movie theater. [ WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: Tina Brownstarting to sound likeDonald Trump, is already as irritating...AFI SILVERDOCS kicks off with a lot of big names...Laura and Jenna Bushto speak at Elsie Whitlow Stokes Community Charter School graduation...Bo Derekmakes special trip to Chief of StaffJosh Bolten'soffice...Funniest Fed competition cut short by thunderstorm related blackout. Attendees sigh with relief, as they are able to slip out unnoticed. [ Examiner ]

*Shenanigans: Michael Mooreis naming names of people he demands see his new movie...Former AlaskaSen. Mike Gravelconfuses his Lauras...Is wearing Crocs part of Bush's new environmental policy? [ Politico ]

*The Sleuth: Rep. Frank Wolf(R-Va) has his own business agenda...C-Span not flattered by slew of knock-off -Spans. [ WP ]

*Page Six: ClintonandShaqmay need to find a new escort service in Vegas. [ NYP ]