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Zyxomma's avatar

I'm not listening and you can't make me! GOTV, TX Dems.

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Anita Ledford's avatar

I voted for Beto to beat the Canadian! Sorry Canada.

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Ross Garner's avatar

And the smile of incontinence.

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Anita Ledford's avatar

Born and Raised Girl says Yes You Do Count!

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ahughes798's avatar

Well, Doug McGhan plays guitar, so.....

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phoenix00's avatar

Go Judy Go!

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phoenix00's avatar

We've disowned him.

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phoenix00's avatar

"Ted Cruz is there FOR ME TO VOMIT ON"

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The Psy of Life's avatar

They excel at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, don't they?

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HooverVilles's avatar

Yes. :-(

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VaselineHabits's avatar

As a Texan voter, I had to wait in a long line for awhile - I have never had to wait in a line to vote EVER. Especially in the primaries, and I went around noon. I think that's a good sign

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VaselineHabits's avatar

I voted for Joi, hope she gets it!

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irishdave3's avatar

Any truth to the report (Cube Nadian)Tailgunner Hose, eh said to the Governors a fews years back...You got some 'splainin to do? On his Texass long-form birth certificate he is named James Richard Perry, which in East Lone Star State is Jimmuh Dick and in the West...J.R.

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irishdave3's avatar

I hear Mexico wants cash and a Canadan to be named later too. also.

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irishdave3's avatar

That Candy was Mickey Cohen "moll" if memory serves...

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irishdave3's avatar

Was she Harry's sister?

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