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Zyxomma's avatar

I'm not listening and you can't make me! GOTV, TX Dems.

Anita Ledford's avatar

I voted for Beto to beat the Canadian! Sorry Canada.

Ross Garner's avatar

And the smile of incontinence.

Anita Ledford's avatar

Born and Raised Girl says Yes You Do Count!

ahughes798's avatar

Well, Doug McGhan plays guitar, so.....

phoenix00's avatar

"Ted Cruz is there FOR ME TO VOMIT ON"

The Psy of Life's avatar

They excel at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, don't they?

VaselineHabits's avatar

As a Texan voter, I had to wait in a long line for awhile - I have never had to wait in a line to vote EVER. Especially in the primaries, and I went around noon. I think that's a good sign

VaselineHabits's avatar

I voted for Joi, hope she gets it!

irishdave3's avatar

Any truth to the report (Cube Nadian)Tailgunner Hose, eh said to the Governors a fews years back...You got some 'splainin to do? On his Texass long-form birth certificate he is named James Richard Perry, which in East Lone Star State is Jimmuh Dick and in the West...J.R.

irishdave3's avatar

I hear Mexico wants cash and a Canadan to be named later too. also.

irishdave3's avatar

That Candy was Mickey Cohen "moll" if memory serves...

irishdave3's avatar

Was she Harry's sister?