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I'm not listening and you can't make me! GOTV, TX Dems.

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I voted for Beto to beat the Canadian! Sorry Canada.

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And the smile of incontinence.

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Born and Raised Girl says Yes You Do Count!

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Well, Doug McGhan plays guitar, so.....

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Go Judy Go!

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We've disowned him.

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"Ted Cruz is there FOR ME TO VOMIT ON"

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They excel at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, don't they?

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Yes. :-(

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As a Texan voter, I had to wait in a long line for awhile - I have never had to wait in a line to vote EVER. Especially in the primaries, and I went around noon. I think that's a good sign

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I voted for Joi, hope she gets it!

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Any truth to the report (Cube Nadian)Tailgunner Hose, eh said to the Governors a fews years back...You got some 'splainin to do? On his Texass long-form birth certificate he is named James Richard Perry, which in East Lone Star State is Jimmuh Dick and in the West...J.R.

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I hear Mexico wants cash and a Canadan to be named later too. also.

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That Candy was Mickey Cohen "moll" if memory serves...

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Was she Harry's sister?

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