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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

all the things.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

so, Teddyboy is into beastiality is what he's saying?

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

OTOH, many commercials feature same sex couples while not overtly stating the obvious, corporate america knows which side of the bread is buttered … there’s gold in them thar LGBTQs …

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Cruz went on to say:

"Listen, when I took my kids to Cancun to escape the fail state of Texas, they had normal donkey shows, none of this dog on mouse shit!"

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

remembering Heckel & Jeckel (sp?), it was, as alex would say, ultra-violence … loved it as a kid …

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Does the person who draws the short straw in the Wonkette Staff Chat Cave end up having to write about Cred Tulz?

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babsMD's avatar

Fuck off, Ted.

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

one of the few things that have made me proud to be an ex-Michigander, it’s a great state to be from … don’t get me started on the Lion’s though …

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

ever seen the summer olympics …

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

"Like, it used to be, look, I'm a dad. Like you used to be able to put your kids with the Disney Channel, and be like, all right, something innocuous will happen."

“Hey kids! Enjoy the movie! Put yourselves to bed! Grandpa Cruz and I are going out to do some Zodiac murders and assassinate JFK but thank god there’s only critter on critter porn for your viewing pleasure! Thanks Uncle Walter!”

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Pisto75666's avatar

I think that's what he's saying.

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susan_g's avatar

This cartoon fetish of Rafael's is really out of control. That he felt comfortable saying that in front of an audience at Yale shows how far he's gone. Can you imagine what pillow talk is like at home?

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John McLaughlin's avatar

I hope Ted is required to provide his phone records soon.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I would think that Yale would be doing everything in their power to downplay the fact the Rafael Cruz not only went to their school, but he actually did enough adequate work to receive a degree.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Ted Cruz has more expert knowledge about making children’s movies than Disney. Okay.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If we take their clothing choices into account, it looks like a number of Disney characters are tops only.

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