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all the things.

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so, Teddyboy is into beastiality is what he's saying?

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OTOH, many commercials feature same sex couples while not overtly stating the obvious, corporate america knows which side of the bread is buttered … there’s gold in them thar LGBTQs …

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Cruz went on to say:

"Listen, when I took my kids to Cancun to escape the fail state of Texas, they had normal donkey shows, none of this dog on mouse shit!"

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remembering Heckel & Jeckel (sp?), it was, as alex would say, ultra-violence … loved it as a kid …

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Does the person who draws the short straw in the Wonkette Staff Chat Cave end up having to write about Cred Tulz?

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Fuck off, Ted.

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one of the few things that have made me proud to be an ex-Michigander, it’s a great state to be from … don’t get me started on the Lion’s though …

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ever seen the summer olympics …

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"Like, it used to be, look, I'm a dad. Like you used to be able to put your kids with the Disney Channel, and be like, all right, something innocuous will happen."

“Hey kids! Enjoy the movie! Put yourselves to bed! Grandpa Cruz and I are going out to do some Zodiac murders and assassinate JFK but thank god there’s only critter on critter porn for your viewing pleasure! Thanks Uncle Walter!”

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I think that's what he's saying.

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This cartoon fetish of Rafael's is really out of control. That he felt comfortable saying that in front of an audience at Yale shows how far he's gone. Can you imagine what pillow talk is like at home?

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I hope Ted is required to provide his phone records soon.

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I would think that Yale would be doing everything in their power to downplay the fact the Rafael Cruz not only went to their school, but he actually did enough adequate work to receive a degree.

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Ted Cruz has more expert knowledge about making children’s movies than Disney. Okay.

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If we take their clothing choices into account, it looks like a number of Disney characters are tops only.

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