Ted Cruz birther David Farrar has a sad, guys. He's been kicked off wingnut website Redstate.com, presumably because Erick Erickson is a fascist who can't stand to have the ugly truth about Ted Cruz exposed: Ted Cruz was born at center ice of a hockey rink in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, while his mother ate poutine and his father sang "Babalu." But will Erick the Red Sympathizer allow the Constitutional ramifications of these indisputable facts to be discussed? No, he will not.
I am not going to debate whether Cruz is or isn't a natural born citizen, but I am certain we have not heard the last of this since (a) he's been honest about his north of the border birthplace so there are no facts in dispute, and (b)there are lots of motherfuckers in his own party who also hate his fucking guts and will bring it up during the 2016 primaries.
Birthers, like other exceptionally dim-witted people, always want credit for how hard they've worked to come to their false and completely implausible conclusions.
Too bad that fascist Son of Erick never gives partial credit on exams.
It's a special technique: you have to know which parts of a primary source the authors wrote, and which ones they didn't write, which parts they meant, and which parts they didn't mean.
Like how Jesus totally didn't mean any of that crap about poor people, or tax collectors, or caring for the sick and imprisoned; that was all window-dressing for the deluded sheeple of Rome. Those really in the know understand that private enterprise can build a needle big enough to fit thirty camels shoulder-to-shoulder, at a profit, like the Bible intended.
Quick! <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/532206\/wingnut-radio-preacher-kevin-swanson-begs-you-to-boycott-girl-scouts-and-their-commie-lesbo-abortion-cookies" target="_blank">Cover up the Girl Scout logos on those cookie boxes</a> before he gets here!
I am not going to debate whether Cruz is or isn&#039;t a natural born citizen, but I am certain we have not heard the last of this since (a) he&#039;s been honest about his north of the border birthplace so there are no facts in dispute, and (b)there are lots of motherfuckers in his own party who also hate his fucking guts and will bring it up during the 2016 primaries.
The difference though is that Obama wasnt actually born in another country, so that makes it ok for them to do it but not for us to do it.
Wait, what?
Birthers, like other exceptionally dim-witted people, always want credit for how hard they&#039;ve worked to come to their false and completely implausible conclusions.
Too bad that fascist Son of Erick never gives partial credit on exams.
It&#039;s a special technique: you have to know which parts of a primary source the authors wrote, and which ones they didn&#039;t write, which parts they meant, and which parts they didn&#039;t mean.
Like how Jesus totally didn&#039;t mean any of that crap about poor people, or tax collectors, or caring for the sick and imprisoned; that was all window-dressing for the deluded sheeple of Rome. Those really in the know understand that private enterprise can build a needle big enough to fit thirty camels shoulder-to-shoulder, at a profit, like the Bible intended.
<i>Also, Ted Cruz is good for comedy, and that&rsquo;s good for America.</i>
Therefore, Ted Cruz is good for America. Also, what&#039;s good for GM is good for America.
Ergo, Ted Cruz = GM. Or GM is good for comedy.
Ah, forget it...
Quick! <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/532206\/wingnut-radio-preacher-kevin-swanson-begs-you-to-boycott-girl-scouts-and-their-commie-lesbo-abortion-cookies" target="_blank">Cover up the Girl Scout logos on those cookie boxes</a> before he gets here!
more importantly, why is the horse&#039;s ass riding a horse?
Ted Cruz as a judge. I don&#039;t think so. He&#039;s a hateful little fuck whose only interest is running for POTUS. <a href="http://mag.newsweek.com/201..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://mag.newsweek.com/2013/10/11/eight-things-y...">http://mag.newsweek.com/201...