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No, no, we Cubans are "exiles" way more exotic.

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I don't know why, but Ted Cruz always reminds me of that scene on Airplane, with all the people slapping the screaming woman. I think that there are millions of people, all over the world that would volunteer to smack this asshole.

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Yup, the crazy ass Cuban, is strong with the Cruz family.

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I was curious about that. Thanks for saving me the time. Of COURSE he didn't mention the junior senator by name - Mr. Cruz flatters himself.

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"Mr. Cruz, it isn't worth my time to insult a junior senator."

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Steel Cage Grudge Match: The Reptilian vs. the Rapscallion

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At least Connecticut's governor is doing right. http://www.indystar.com/sto...

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Rectum? Nearly killed him!

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Leave Teddy alooooone!

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A broad what?

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Cuz Belgian Blues are high in protein . . .

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That. Is. Superb.

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Thank you.

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Canadians as a rule are pretty chill, at least from what I have seen. But when they get their backs up, watch out. They know how to hit, and they hit hard.

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Right now we have fountains of derp. And it's only going to get worse. Pretty soon they'll be firehosing it.

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FLOTUS ain't got time for that tick turd.

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