It didn't work when Dear Leader Stephen Harper's gov't tried to use little bottles of maple syrup to bribe the UN delegates into electing Canada to the Security Council a few years back.
Classy photo of a fucking anchor baby hiding behind the Texas flag. Or maybe it's his comforter because only in Texas is where you will find a majority of population that is stupid enough to believe this shit heel is a statesman and elect him for public office.
Candidates are always having to distinguish themselves from their competitors. His ingenious use of a 'sallow, waxy complexion' and 'grating nasally voice' will set him far apart from other candidates.
It didn't work when Dear Leader Stephen Harper's gov't tried to use little bottles of maple syrup to bribe the UN delegates into electing Canada to the Security Council a few years back.
What part of "Ted Cruz is white" do you think they'll be out there defending as not-racist the day he announces?
Classy photo of a fucking anchor baby hiding behind the Texas flag. Or maybe it's his comforter because only in Texas is where you will find a majority of population that is stupid enough to believe this shit heel is a statesman and elect him for public office.
I wouldn't vote for any candidate who can't make up their damn mind about whether to run for office.
Can I schedule some time to not not not care?
No. It was 2008. Also 2004 and 2000. Also 1996 and 1992.
But I gotta agree 2000 was a very important election ... in hindsight.
Everybody knows that all long form birth certificates are fake.
He's sure to lock up the Hispanic vote ... for the Democrats.
It's not a question of WILL Cruz run for Pres. The real question is will he ever STOP running.
Candidates are always having to distinguish themselves from their competitors. His ingenious use of a 'sallow, waxy complexion' and 'grating nasally voice' will set him far apart from other candidates.
Somewhere along the Shining Path?