394 Comments
User's avatar
lovelydestruction's avatar

It sounds delicious

Expand full comment
Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

I think he's a walking, talking smegma heap myself...

Expand full comment
Zhu Bajie's avatar

I'm sure there is no shortage of hookers in Texas, either, let alone in neighboring Mexico!

Expand full comment
Zhu Bajie's avatar

Dog-style was invented for these occasions.

Expand full comment
Courser's avatar

If it is Ted Crusty, it'll be like Christmas all over again!

Expand full comment
JoeChristmas's avatar

Sinner Dick FTW!

Expand full comment
JoeChristmas's avatar

Um, that's not poutine.

Expand full comment
Zhu Bajie's avatar

Let's hope he goes the Jimmy Swaggart "I have sinned" route!

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sinner Dick??

/dinner sick

Expand full comment
Zhu Bajie's avatar

Jimmy was immortalized by a pair of Frank Zappa songs, too.

Expand full comment
Zhu Bajie's avatar

Reminiscing about his youth in the Philippines.

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"There is no truth to the rumors I received a hennnnghjob from a DC prostitute!"

Expand full comment
orygoon's avatar

How many times did words above make me gag? Lots!

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bet it rubs him the wrong way.

Expand full comment
Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Is sympathy dry-heaving a thing? because I'm feeling a little queasy myself...

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Yes Heidi, I plan to just stay in my hotel room tonight with my personal digital player."

Expand full comment