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Not likely. Unlike say Obama, who did the one buck at time fundraising to great effect, Rethugs prefer to blow a few wealthy donors for great wads of cash. John Ellis, fo example, offered superior service than Mitt could and locked up all the "establishment" Rethug sugar daddies. One also has to get the Wild Eyed Idiot of the entire Middle East, Bibi, to endorse you so that Sheldon Adelson gives you the time of day, let alone a wad.

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I don't think he's too keen on middle-clas homosexuals, either. Or upper-middle class, for that matter. Millionaires only, please, this is all pay to play.

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For legal reasons, I hope you're not posting from California... because that comment just turned me straight.

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...I guess that would make him a Heil Mary??

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I'm still trying to decide which party in this case I have more contempt for

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because some gheys are also selfish assholes who care more about getting tax cuts than anything else in the world?

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Because some gays are Republican and just as self-absorbed and self-loathing.

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I expect that Ted will be receiving a blizzard of invites to ghey weddings now, just to annoy him.

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Because Marx was right. Class interest trumps all. At least for the 1%.

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Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea couldn't get the time of day in that crowd.

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Tenth dimensional logic, bitches! Only superior intellects like CanaTed are able to fully grasp it.

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Hmmm, not sure. They might actually admire him for persuading the dumb gheytards to carry the wood to their own auto-da-fé.

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Candidates wives.

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"So, you're gay, huh? Do you know Steve in Chicago?"

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Works out to about 1% of homosexuals.

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Of course! We've had many a good sexxxytime, with Justin and Chase and the rest of the gang at the usual Saturday night orgy.

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