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JAWs's avatar

With these dumbasses it's more comparable to Rubber-Glue.

JAWs's avatar

Cruz: Don’t touch me mothafawker, get out.

https://youtu.be/10874aza3SA

bobbert's avatar

Consider the SCOTUS.

Cat Cafe's avatar

only if Andrew Scott can be involved

Cat Cafe's avatar

But what about Captain Vimes?

Major_Major_Major's avatar

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Psuedopalis Yard when he learned of it.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

So Trump throws another temper tantrum and Cruz tries to cut in on the action. Who cares what teapot they have their tempest in? Nobody with a functional brain would even consider voting for either of them. That's why the RNC is in a panic, not because of their ideology, which is mostly generic derp anyway, but because neither of them can win.

Mintie's avatar

I feel honor-bound to admit I'm not the first person to come up with that joke.

grageo's avatar

I see a striking resemblance to Carly Fiorina.

DahBoner's avatar

Those tatas are good for what ails Roger.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I just read someone threw a couple of tomatoes at Trump at his rally last night.

Cismontane's avatar

None of this will matter after Michael Bloomberg is elected to serve three terms as President of the United States.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The best approach would be to pass out before either one of them says something.

Come here a minute's avatar

And about as well as he understands the economy or the Constitution.

mrpuma2u's avatar

#shreddedtaterslibelz