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With these dumbasses it's more comparable to Rubber-Glue.

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Cruz: Don’t touch me mothafawker, get out.

https://youtu.be/10874aza3SA

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Consider the SCOTUS.

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only if Andrew Scott can be involved

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But what about Captain Vimes?

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Sound point

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I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Psuedopalis Yard when he learned of it.

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So Trump throws another temper tantrum and Cruz tries to cut in on the action. Who cares what teapot they have their tempest in? Nobody with a functional brain would even consider voting for either of them. That's why the RNC is in a panic, not because of their ideology, which is mostly generic derp anyway, but because neither of them can win.

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I feel honor-bound to admit I'm not the first person to come up with that joke.

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I see a striking resemblance to Carly Fiorina.

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Those tatas are good for what ails Roger.

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I just read someone threw a couple of tomatoes at Trump at his rally last night.

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None of this will matter after Michael Bloomberg is elected to serve three terms as President of the United States.

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The best approach would be to pass out before either one of them says something.

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And about as well as he understands the economy or the Constitution.

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#shreddedtaterslibelz

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