The 2016 race to lose the White House to Hillary Clinton (or a Pet Rock or a pile of dust bunnies or basically any person or thing that is not a Republican) officially begins TODAY:
I think Ted only wants to annex his home province of Alberta (aka Canadian Texas) to the Fatherland. The last thing he'd want is polite Ontarians, socialist French Quebeckers, stoner BC types or the sleepy hobbit folk of the Maritimes.
Say... you know who else was born in one country, rose to power in a second country and then annexed the two countries together?!?
I have been one ever since reading The Daughter of Time, but dropping a ton of my scarce student dollars to visit the Tower the first time I was in London was as close as I ever got.
You know, if you go all Quiverfull and home-"school" the wimmenfolk to be nothing more than housemaid babby-makers, there's probably a reason those similarly-"educated" boys have trouble finding something to talk about with them.
"Um, well, what do you think about [random conversational topic]? Aw, fuck it, let's just jump in the sack."
FRANK BURNS EATS WORMS
I think Ted only wants to annex his home province of Alberta (aka Canadian Texas) to the Fatherland. The last thing he'd want is polite Ontarians, socialist French Quebeckers, stoner BC types or the sleepy hobbit folk of the Maritimes.
Say... you know who else was born in one country, rose to power in a second country and then annexed the two countries together?!?
Ted's Dominionist bible thumping not withstanding, I cannot take a man who reminds me of a vampire bat seriously. Just NO on every possible level.
TED CRUZ 2016https://donate.tedcruz.org/...
Calgary piñata face says what, now?
Probably forgot he hadn't. Now he has to wait for someone else to go, so he can forget to be third.
Awesome. Super great team he's got in place there.
What? Those two still haven't gotten married?
A face only a mother could love – assuming it's a mother naked mole rat.
Birthers demand proof of Cruz's U.S. citizenship in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... ... um ... -1 ... -2 ...
I have been one ever since reading The Daughter of Time, but dropping a ton of my scarce student dollars to visit the Tower the first time I was in London was as close as I ever got.
Home of the Fightin' Nutbags?
Well... more like "let the grifting increase."
The republicans still don't get the intertoobz...
Ted Cruz/Tila Tequila 2016 - Just Fuck It Already
You know, if you go all Quiverfull and home-"school" the wimmenfolk to be nothing more than housemaid babby-makers, there's probably a reason those similarly-"educated" boys have trouble finding something to talk about with them.
"Um, well, what do you think about [random conversational topic]? Aw, fuck it, let's just jump in the sack."