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Prince Riebus does not actually have a dick, but I'm sure he would be be happy to have you think he does.

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You get to drop your own poop on the anyone on the ground below you.

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I understand. I think because this is a humor site I'd rather not be as word policing as elsewhere. Humor is hard, and altering language is difficult enough. These words don't really hurt us, it is other things that we truly want to fight against. Focusing on these pointless battles doesn't really help.

I said the same thing about the word 'retard'. Calling someone a 'retard' doesn't hurt me. The doctor telling me my son was retarded hurt me. Its kind of offensive to tell me that removing the word 'retard' from the list of insults is going to do anything. It didn't help me or my son. So please, don't use protecting people as an excuse for this. There's better ways.

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Phil Spector and Ray Charles?

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OMG! I love this!

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Don't give them any ideas!!!!

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We didn’t say he grew a big dick.

Or a smart dick.

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Yay! Welcome home!

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And then all 4 women go on a road trip and meet Margot Adler, take up Wicca and build a copy of Stonehenge on the farm, which they rename Four Goddess Farm.

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I think I've seen that ....

Ms. Shark enjoys the odd cable channel.

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It's all about the dismount, really.

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That's why i just say Cruz is a dick acting like a pussy. (Ok that might be offensive. He's a pussy acting lime a dick. There! That's better.)

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