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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Did he get these from the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska?

Vienna Woods's avatar

I've said this before- obviously, you have not met some of my students (and their parents)

Vienna Woods's avatar

Only if he's a Montreal fan. Go Habs!

Vienna Woods's avatar

eeeewwwwwww (but probably the only action Stevie gets)

fuflans's avatar

<i>Shut down an Amish farm for selling fresh unpasteurized milk across state lines</i>

you know who ELSE shut things down?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Why buy the cow when you can "milk" the chicken for free? ;-)

chascates's avatar

The Tree of Liberty must be fertilized from time to time with the bullshit of demagogues.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Me thinks Ted is about as rancid as that unpasteurized milk after about a week in the Cuban sun

Martini Glambassador's avatar

What? No mention of those sweet Obamaphone, ObamaplasmaTV and ObamahaSteak giveaways in return for all of the votes? Tead is slipping.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ted: “OK guys we need to put together a list of illegal things that this administration has done for our campaign fund raiser flyer. How many have we got so far?” Guy#1: “I got 2.” Guy#2: “I got 1.” Ted: “Hmmm, 3 is not a very sexy number.” How about we apply the good old squeeze play to this problem.” Guy#1: “You mean make shit up?” Ted: “You said it, not me.”