Sen. Ted Cruz, the Canadian anchor baby the state of Texas in its infinite wisdom saw fit to represent it in what was once un-ironically called The World’s Greatest Deliberative Body, has decided that not only should he listen to the shortwave radio transmissions his fillings pick up, but also that he should transcribe the broadcasts and turn them into a policy paper to rile up all the rubes. So yesterday he released “The Legal Limit Report No. 4,”
Ted: “OK guys we need to put together a list of illegal things that this administration has done for our campaign fund raiser flyer. How many have we got so far?” Guy#1: “I got 2.” Guy#2: “I got 1.” Ted: “Hmmm, 3 is not a very sexy number.” How about we apply the good old squeeze play to this problem.” Guy#1: “You mean make shit up?” Ted: “You said it, not me.”
Did he get these from the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska?
I've said this before- obviously, you have not met some of my students (and their parents)
Only if he's a Montreal fan. Go Habs!
eeeewwwwwww (but probably the only action Stevie gets)
<i>Shut down an Amish farm for selling fresh unpasteurized milk across state lines</i>
you know who ELSE shut things down?
Why buy the cow when you can &quot;milk&quot; the chicken for free? ;-)
The Tree of Liberty must be fertilized from time to time with the bullshit of demagogues.
Me thinks Ted is about as rancid as that unpasteurized milk after about a week in the Cuban sun
What? No mention of those sweet Obamaphone, ObamaplasmaTV and ObamahaSteak giveaways in return for all of the votes? Tead is slipping.
Ted: &ldquo;OK guys we need to put together a list of illegal things that this administration has done for our campaign fund raiser flyer. How many have we got so far?&rdquo; Guy#1: &ldquo;I got 2.&rdquo; Guy#2: &ldquo;I got 1.&rdquo; Ted: &ldquo;Hmmm, 3 is not a very sexy number.&rdquo; How about we apply the good old squeeze play to this problem.&rdquo; Guy#1: &ldquo;You mean make shit up?&rdquo; Ted: &ldquo;You said it, not me.&rdquo;