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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Happy birthday anyway!

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willi0000000's avatar

getting old is no big deal . . . anybody can do it if they have the time.

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GimmeBackMyWig's avatar

And luck.It takes lots of luck.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Just a little trip planning is all. Mind your own beeswax.

Barliman! Another round!

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"Generalizes Seediness" is a phrase I remember from my parole hearings

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Great, now they'll be drinking New Coke at the Prancing Pony

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sly-3's avatar

Sinclair Media strikes again.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

Uncle Fidel was in favor of free healthcare and excellent literacy. Two things Ted will have nothing to do with.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

A husband is a risky investment. Husbands die/ leave and where are you if that happens?

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I saw a semi do this in Palatka FL back in the late 1970s. Unforgettable.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

This.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

The drill in my small city in the Eastern Sierra was very similar. Call back showed as spam on my phone but they eventually left a message. Drive up in back of the hospital, hand over paper work, pull up get shot, park for 15 minutes, all done.

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one_eyed_willy's avatar

What a great reference! I had to look that up. Thank you! I also looked up the Army drop tables for Captain Diabetes here. 5 feet methinks.

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one_eyed_willy's avatar

You're not supposed to say the truth out loud.....but I am glad people know it.

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Oran Smiley's avatar

Who's that guy Ted Cruz? His birth certificate identifies him as R A F A E L Cruz AKA Mr. Fucking ASSHOLE!

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Tom Mears's avatar

rafael is his dead name...he’s no longer latino he’s a transracial white man now.

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