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willi0000000's avatar

getting old is no big deal . . . anybody can do it if they have the time.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Just a little trip planning is all. Mind your own beeswax.

Barliman! Another round!

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"Generalizes Seediness" is a phrase I remember from my parole hearings

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Great, now they'll be drinking New Coke at the Prancing Pony

sly-3's avatar

Sinclair Media strikes again.

Ms.Moon's avatar

Uncle Fidel was in favor of free healthcare and excellent literacy. Two things Ted will have nothing to do with.

Ms.Moon's avatar

A husband is a risky investment. Husbands die/ leave and where are you if that happens?

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I saw a semi do this in Palatka FL back in the late 1970s. Unforgettable.

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

The drill in my small city in the Eastern Sierra was very similar. Call back showed as spam on my phone but they eventually left a message. Drive up in back of the hospital, hand over paper work, pull up get shot, park for 15 minutes, all done.

one_eyed_willy's avatar

What a great reference! I had to look that up. Thank you! I also looked up the Army drop tables for Captain Diabetes here. 5 feet methinks.

one_eyed_willy's avatar

You're not supposed to say the truth out loud.....but I am glad people know it.

Oran Smiley's avatar

Who's that guy Ted Cruz? His birth certificate identifies him as R A F A E L Cruz AKA Mr. Fucking ASSHOLE!

Tom Mears's avatar

rafael is his dead name...he’s no longer latino he’s a transracial white man now.