It just took him a while!
Isn't he the one who likes canned soup?
And "likes" certain kinds of porn, with his social media account.
Not to mention his father offed a president. How is he still in office???
I'm impressed he used "Malthusian" properly.
Beto couldn't quite do it, but there must be somebody in Texas who can beat this slimeball.
Rafael "Ted" Cruz Jr.: Carbon Enthusiast
Rafael Cruz Sr.: Carbine Enthusiast
Pollution in the ocean decreased literally as soon as Ted Cruz came on land.
If Beto had run in 2024,he would have beaten him but TX is still too red at the moment.
TED CRUZ DOESN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO MASTURBATE“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals,” his legal team argued.https://www.vanityfair.com/...
I find this very difficult to masturbate to.
Does it come with a selection of beige crayons?
Turgid legal prose always chops the wood so to speak.
Wow - Vowels - is there nothing they can't do.
Shouldn't it be in French and Spanish, too? He's Cubanadian, after all.
Ted Cruz was the original cow fucker in the House, Devin learned everything that he knows and blows from him.
I love this and imma steal it.
Isn't he the one who likes canned soup?
And "likes" certain kinds of porn, with his social media account.
Not to mention his father offed a president. How is he still in office???
I'm impressed he used "Malthusian" properly.
Beto couldn't quite do it, but there must be somebody in Texas who can beat this slimeball.
Rafael "Ted" Cruz Jr.: Carbon Enthusiast
Rafael Cruz Sr.: Carbine Enthusiast
Pollution in the ocean decreased literally as soon as Ted Cruz came on land.
If Beto had run in 2024,he would have beaten him but TX is still too red at the moment.
TED CRUZ DOESN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO MASTURBATE“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals,” his legal team argued.https://www.vanityfair.com/...
I find this very difficult to masturbate to.
Does it come with a selection of beige crayons?
Turgid legal prose always chops the wood so to speak.
Wow - Vowels - is there nothing they can't do.
Shouldn't it be in French and Spanish, too? He's Cubanadian, after all.
Ted Cruz was the original cow fucker in the House, Devin learned everything that he knows and blows from him.
I love this and imma steal it.