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What do you stir it with? Wait, nevermind...

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<i>Restaurant chefs across California jubilantly announced that they would start serving . . . at dinner that very evening.</i>

Hmmm . . . either they're getting delivery by drones, or else they've had the stuff on hand all along (just not on the menu.)

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...Ted Cruz reminds me of Wiley Coyote. He always thinks he is the smartest guy in the room, but all his plans always seem to to blow up in his smug, shit eating face!

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I thought you had to be a legitimate majority leader to shut that whole thing down.

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...Anne Coulter is begging for a "Cock Punch"

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...Anne Coulter is begging for a "Cock <strike>Punch" </strike> //FIFY

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Ted's been a bad, bad boy. Punish him, Mitch.

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...is she a "top" or "bottom"?

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Ted Cruz's Civil War rally cry: "The (Canadian) North shall rise again!"

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Sometimes you think, "How awful would it be to have people say stuff like this about you?"

Then you listen to or read what she says and think, meh, no problem.

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I was just thinking that I have never seen Ted smile.. <a href="http://media.salon.com/2013..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://media.salon.com/2013/10/ted_cruz7.jpg">http://media.salon.com/2013...

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Wiley Coyote libel

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Careful ... I got an epic slap down for a comment about androgynous Anne.

Having said that, is Cock Punch made with ginger ale or cream soda? Nevermind. I answered my own question.

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<i>... pursue what he calls a “bold agenda.”</i>

There's an extra "b" in that phrase.

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I know. I know. I know....

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Before Hitler and the Holocaust, few people talked about America's "Judeo-Christian" heritage. It was just "Christian". Afterwards, it was kinda Nazi-ish to identify America as exclusively Christian. Reptards use Judeo-Christian a cudgel to mean Muslims (0.7% of population), atheists(1.6%) and other faiths (17%) should STFU.

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