So does anyone remember former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders, who became "former" during the Clinton administration due to her advocacy of masturbation?http://www.nytimes.com/1994...
Our politicians' creepy and prurient obsession with our fancy parts, as Mr. Rogers would call them, especially Ted's bizarre fixation on dildos, triggers my gag reflex.
Masturbation is a delightful capability for entertaining oneself, and I think it can enhance a healthy sexual relationship. As for safe sex, which was one of Elders's points, it's the safest sex you can have. Except for some guy I heard about who broke his neck trying to give himself a blowjob. That probably isn't true.
Maybe Ted's jealous. If I were married to him, I'd be in love with my dildo. If I could keep him from finding it.
Teddy did not go in far enough. He stopped short of what should have been the real climax: "unrelated to procreation or outside of a MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL interpersonal relationship"
How the fuck did this only get 6 likes (I know I'm late, but WTF this is Pulitzer-worthy)
With a 10 foot vote!
If Cruz had won, you'd still be able to purchase a personal massager at Walgreen's for those neck and shoulder pains, right?
Are there oinkers in Texas's?NEWS FLASH. CUNADIUN maggin baggun here!
So does anyone remember former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders, who became "former" during the Clinton administration due to her advocacy of masturbation?http://www.nytimes.com/1994...
Our politicians' creepy and prurient obsession with our fancy parts, as Mr. Rogers would call them, especially Ted's bizarre fixation on dildos, triggers my gag reflex.
Masturbation is a delightful capability for entertaining oneself, and I think it can enhance a healthy sexual relationship. As for safe sex, which was one of Elders's points, it's the safest sex you can have. Except for some guy I heard about who broke his neck trying to give himself a blowjob. That probably isn't true.
Maybe Ted's jealous. If I were married to him, I'd be in love with my dildo. If I could keep him from finding it.
Any possible connection with this and Heidi's latest revelation about the soup?
"Ted Cruz Celebrated His Honeymoon By Stockpiling 100 Cans Of Soup."
http://talkingpointsmemo.co...
Is he trying to say his is that big? Doesn't that hurt his back?
Teddy did not go in far enough. He stopped short of what should have been the real climax: "unrelated to procreation or outside of a MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL interpersonal relationship"
Molly Ivins texsplains it all for yewhttps://www.youtube.com/wat...
Dildos and Ted Cruz- puuuuurfect together !
https://scontent-amt2-1.xx....
Gow awn, I'm listening...
eww!
https://youtu.be/LsA8C0zqIYc
which is why if you are going to use the back door, why not make an enema part of the foreplay?
I was at In-and-Out Burger in Westwood and no such thing was on the menu!