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Maybe a 32 ouncer of Natty Light.

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He's not really - it's what Trump once said about his wife...

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It's all the same arguments I hear from right wingers in my circles. They're all on the "sexual reassignment surgery for minors is wrong!" bandwagon without any understanding that its absolutely not happening outside of the twisted fatspace that is Marge's stupid brain.

And to be clear, it absolutely is wrong. Which is why nobody is actually doing it.

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According to that map NM is really into the history of the Watergate conspiracy.

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Nope, green eggs and ham for Rafael.

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Based on the map, NC is sad. Very sad.

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I see Louisiana is keeping it simple...

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I haven't been able to find any documented cases of it (sexual reassignment surgery for minors). Yet another case of --- https://www.wonkette.com/re...

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Ah yes. Imagine me, not getting snark.

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but my deeply held belief outweighs your observable reality and facts, ok? so i'm gonna make stuff up to be mad about! /s

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I think so, but it's been decades since I plowed through it.

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And Mississippi is into Furries!

Honestly a lot of these are funny to me. Not to kink shame, but "lesbian yoga" is unexpected and a few of the southern state ones are telling.

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Looks fake. Nothing repeats.

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Who hasn't?

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ok-they can't get off this child sex thing so that means many of them are committing these offenses right now and are trying to prepare people to find out by accusing us-their normal playbook

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