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-=|Seriously, β˜‘οΈ|=-'s avatar

Maybe a 32 ouncer of Natty Light.

DDB9000's avatar

He's not really - it's what Trump once said about his wife...

AlexDeGruven's avatar

It's all the same arguments I hear from right wingers in my circles. They're all on the "sexual reassignment surgery for minors is wrong!" bandwagon without any understanding that its absolutely not happening outside of the twisted fatspace that is Marge's stupid brain.

And to be clear, it absolutely is wrong. Which is why nobody is actually doing it.

Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

According to that map NM is really into the history of the Watergate conspiracy.

Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

Nope, green eggs and ham for Rafael.

ohiolibrarian's avatar

Based on the map, NC is sad. Very sad.

Seraph's avatar

I see Louisiana is keeping it simple...

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Seraph's avatar

I haven't been able to find any documented cases of it (sexual reassignment surgery for minors). Yet another case of --- https://www.wonkette.com/re...

arglebargle's avatar

Ah yes. Imagine me, not getting snark.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

but my deeply held belief outweighs your observable reality and facts, ok? so i'm gonna make stuff up to be mad about! /s

Andrew MacRae's avatar

I think so, but it's been decades since I plowed through it.

insert_something_creative's avatar

And Mississippi is into Furries!

Honestly a lot of these are funny to me. Not to kink shame, but "lesbian yoga" is unexpected and a few of the southern state ones are telling.

ANB2017's avatar

Looks fake. Nothing repeats.

KC's avatar

ok-they can't get off this child sex thing so that means many of them are committing these offenses right now and are trying to prepare people to find out by accusing us-their normal playbook