205 Comments
User's avatar
5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

I'd definitely endorse any conquering influence that bring falafel. Gotta take the good with the bad.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Dammit. Between you, those guys on bikes, and the "free" "counseling" sessions at the local SuperOrg, I can't tell if I'm a skeptic, a Muslim, a Mormon, or a Scientologist anymore. What's going on?

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Hundred Soup Can Ted, probably.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Sorry. Working from my phone in Houston. The Christian Brothers don't like Trump any more than the Muslim Brotherhood. Now the Aryan Brotherhood seems to like Trump fine.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

My personal friends and my personal experiences. Certainly not people who think they are morally superior because some opinion about the Great Pumpkin or anything else.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Muslims for Bush" was a thing not too long ago. Amazing how the modern GOP now makes Dubya look like a religiously-tolerant moderate.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

What, are they in the NBA?

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

It's only detailed instructions on how to have sex with young boys on camels. Don't worry your pretty little heads.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

In Rancho Santa Fe with new Nikes and five bucks.

John Ranta's avatar

Thank god Cruz stopped them before they got to the produce aisle. Otherwise it would be "Kale for the Caliphate"!

John Ranta's avatar

Every night is soup night at the Cruzes. They got 500 cans!

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Hey, Ted Cruz, whaddaya say?""I'm gonna ban Islam in the USA!"