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I'd definitely endorse any conquering influence that bring falafel. Gotta take the good with the bad.

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Dammit. Between you, those guys on bikes, and the "free" "counseling" sessions at the local SuperOrg, I can't tell if I'm a skeptic, a Muslim, a Mormon, or a Scientologist anymore. What's going on?

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Hundred Soup Can Ted, probably.

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Sorry. Working from my phone in Houston. The Christian Brothers don't like Trump any more than the Muslim Brotherhood. Now the Aryan Brotherhood seems to like Trump fine.

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So who DO you trust?

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My personal friends and my personal experiences. Certainly not people who think they are morally superior because some opinion about the Great Pumpkin or anything else.

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"Muslims for Bush" was a thing not too long ago. Amazing how the modern GOP now makes Dubya look like a religiously-tolerant moderate.

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If I had a hammer...

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What, are they in the NBA?

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It's only detailed instructions on how to have sex with young boys on camels. Don't worry your pretty little heads.

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Maybe our new crush?

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Grover Norquist?

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In Rancho Santa Fe with new Nikes and five bucks.

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Thank god Cruz stopped them before they got to the produce aisle. Otherwise it would be "Kale for the Caliphate"!

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Every night is soup night at the Cruzes. They got 500 cans!

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"Hey, Ted Cruz, whaddaya say?""I'm gonna ban Islam in the USA!"

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