President Ted Cruz had a very special moment of dumbth in the production of his very own response to the State of the Union address. Instead of taking the risk of doing it live, he wisely chose to record his response in advance, so that if he made any mistakes, they could be edited out in another take.
The wingnuts have revised their definition of "natural born citizen" so that Teddy can qualify. I think "white" is part of the definition now.
La forma grande!!
The proof is right there in front of you!
His melanin is <i>just</i> the right height.
They are socialist and must be banned.
Middle class incomes have decayed for a stagnant...
According to Rafael Senior, iirc, he is chosen by God to be POTUS.
Whose idea was it to use a Claymation version of Ted to produce this video? It makes him look marginally smarter, but not much.
Teddy must be the last person on earth who would still fall for this: &quot;Relax, honey, this will never be on the internet.&quot;
The wingnuts have revised their definition of &quot;natural born citizen&quot; so that Teddy can qualify. I think &quot;white&quot; is part of the definition now.
Looks like he rooted around in Boehner&#039;s makeup bag, like a 5-year-old girl . . . and has a comparable ability to use the stuff.
You know who <i>else</i> wasn&#039;t ready for Prime Time?
It&#039;s that tar sands pomade that he uses.
I think that look is called Winnipeg Wan.
...that smug condoscending shit eating tone makes me want to smother him with a bread bag!!!
My brain doesn&#039;t know how to process what it&#039;s seeing right now.
I liked his &quot;Leave The Koch Brothers Alooooone, Leave Them ALONE, I Mean it!!!!&quot; vid.
&quot;Cruz SOTU response, Take 37...&quot;