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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

La forma grande!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The proof is right there in front of you!

His melanin is <i>just</i> the right height.

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PubOption's avatar

They are socialist and must be banned.

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PubOption's avatar

Middle class incomes have decayed for a stagnant...

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bobbert's avatar

According to Rafael Senior, iirc, he is chosen by God to be POTUS.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Whose idea was it to use a Claymation version of Ted to produce this video? It makes him look marginally smarter, but not much.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Teddy must be the last person on earth who would still fall for this: "Relax, honey, this will never be on the internet."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The wingnuts have revised their definition of "natural born citizen" so that Teddy can qualify. I think "white" is part of the definition now.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Looks like he rooted around in Boehner's makeup bag, like a 5-year-old girl . . . and has a comparable ability to use the stuff.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You know who <i>else</i> wasn't ready for Prime Time?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It's that tar sands pomade that he uses.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I think that look is called Winnipeg Wan.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...that smug condoscending shit eating tone makes me want to smother him with a bread bag!!!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

My brain doesn't know how to process what it's seeing right now.

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schmannity's avatar

I liked his "Leave The Koch Brothers Alooooone, Leave Them ALONE, I Mean it!!!!" vid.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Cruz SOTU response, Take 37..."

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