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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The proof is right there in front of you!

His melanin is <i>just</i> the right height.

PubOption's avatar

They are socialist and must be banned.

PubOption's avatar

Middle class incomes have decayed for a stagnant...

bobbert's avatar

According to Rafael Senior, iirc, he is chosen by God to be POTUS.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Whose idea was it to use a Claymation version of Ted to produce this video? It makes him look marginally smarter, but not much.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Teddy must be the last person on earth who would still fall for this: "Relax, honey, this will never be on the internet."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The wingnuts have revised their definition of "natural born citizen" so that Teddy can qualify. I think "white" is part of the definition now.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Looks like he rooted around in Boehner's makeup bag, like a 5-year-old girl . . . and has a comparable ability to use the stuff.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You know who <i>else</i> wasn't ready for Prime Time?

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's that tar sands pomade that he uses.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I think that look is called Winnipeg Wan.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...that smug condoscending shit eating tone makes me want to smother him with a bread bag!!!

Joshua Norton's avatar

My brain doesn't know how to process what it's seeing right now.

schmannity's avatar

I liked his "Leave The Koch Brothers Alooooone, Leave Them ALONE, I Mean it!!!!" vid.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Cruz SOTU response, Take 37..."