Ted Cruz has announced that yes indeed, he has chosen America's new mommy, and it is Carly Fiorina! As we write, he is STILL FUCKING TALKING 30 MINUTES LATER, and ... BREAKING! It seems that Carly Fiorina is actually there! (We were worried, 30 minutes in, that he hadn't actually secured her agreement to be his "running mate," lol.)
Ted Cruz Reminds 'Running Mate' Carly Fiorina People Think She Is Ugly :(
Ted Cruz Reminds 'Running Mate' Carly Fiorina…
Ted Cruz Reminds 'Running Mate' Carly Fiorina People Think She Is Ugly :(
Ted Cruz has announced that yes indeed, he has chosen America's new mommy, and it is Carly Fiorina! As we write, he is STILL FUCKING TALKING 30 MINUTES LATER, and ... BREAKING! It seems that Carly Fiorina is actually there! (We were worried, 30 minutes in, that he hadn't actually secured her agreement to be his "running mate," lol.)