We all had a lot of fun yesterday tsk-tsking the president for dancing a watusi with Danish prime minister/Bond girl Helle Thorning-Schmidt at the memorial service for Nelson Mandela.
Like I telled everyone yesterday Bamz just dont get it, Ted undeestands we are US Amurican when we goes to these things we aint suppose to be the ones kissing dicks we are there to have our dicks kissed,and iffin the people dont kiss your dick real fast you leaves and dont give them a 2nd chance of course iffin it is a Bond gal doing the kissin you might just tarry along a little.But old Ted he wasnt havin it he will just take his dick and go home to US Amurica, Texas or Canada or Cuba but he aint stickin around where he aint gonna be top dick fuck that Bengaysi like shit
Should have made nice, then given him a poisoned cigar. That's what the CIA would have done (of course, Cruz is lacking a bit of the"I"...)
Anyone who didn't see that coming hasn't been paying attention. The only reason Cruz shows up to any event is to find a way to make it all about him.
National &quot;Review.&quot; Because, c&#039;mon, it doesn&#039;t &quot;review&quot; anything, it&#039;s just a bunch of right wing howling. Plus, if it were a real review like <i>Reader&#039;s Digest</i>, it&#039;d have great features like &quot;Humor in Uniform&quot; or &quot;The Perfect Squelch.&quot;
this a thousand times.
Wonkette - Please! We&#039;ve already discussed this! You didn&#039;t change the website style book?
The proper reference is &quot;Canadian-born Rafael Edward &quot;Ted&quot; Cruz.
Could I please have just a little cooperation here? Is that too much to ask?
Also.
Tall, and tan, and young, and lovely, The girl from Empanada came walking...
Her?
Please don&#039;t give &quot;them&quot; any ideas!
Although - didn&#039;t Duh Gov&#039; give that one &quot;air quotes?&quot;
Cameras.
sadly, yes. and vice-versa.
Have you heard of Rob Ford?
Well, he is full of shit.
Like I telled everyone yesterday Bamz just dont get it, Ted undeestands we are US Amurican when we goes to these things we aint suppose to be the ones kissing dicks we are there to have our dicks kissed,and iffin the people dont kiss your dick real fast you leaves and dont give them a 2nd chance of course iffin it is a Bond gal doing the kissin you might just tarry along a little.But old Ted he wasnt havin it he will just take his dick and go home to US Amurica, Texas or Canada or Cuba but he aint stickin around where he aint gonna be top dick fuck that Bengaysi like shit
I guess Ted showed him.
Should have made nice, then given him a poisoned cigar. That&#039;s what the CIA would have done (of course, Cruz is lacking a bit of the&quot;I&quot;...)
Anyone who didn&#039;t see that coming hasn&#039;t been paying attention. The only reason Cruz shows up to any event is to find a way to make it all about him.
National &quot;Review.&quot; Because, c&#039;mon, it doesn&#039;t &quot;review&quot; anything, it&#039;s just a bunch of right wing howling. Plus, if it were a real review like <i>Reader&#039;s Digest</i>, it&#039;d have great features like &quot;Humor in Uniform&quot; or &quot;The Perfect Squelch.&quot;
Frostback
more like a turd in a punchbowl