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fuflans's avatar

are you kidding? a bolton would sweep the red states.

and most of the midwest.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'd like to propose the definition to be "fist magnet".

bobbert's avatar

Hey, Reinheit is still very important in brewing.

bobbert's avatar

Backpfeifengesicht.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yezuz F. Christ . . . is that Cruz's actual face, or did you run his pic through Photoshop's "Huge Fucking Asshole" filter?

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Really? No political parties that aren't government-approved? That's amazing. I mean, where else in the world do you see that?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pennsylvania Poutine

Cruz supplies the freedumb fries and Santorum supplies the gravy

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ted Cruz needs to be retired.

FIFY

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I'm a 53-year-old, peaceloving, kindhearted female who loves puppies and babies and kitties and flowers, and jesus fucking christ would i like to punch that asshole right in his fat smirking piehole. Sorry, sorry not-sorry.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Please, please, please be the 2016 nominee....

artem1s's avatar

hmmm, wondering if McDaniel would accept monies from the DNC for a legal challenge or recount? the DNC should totally send OFA volunteers out on a petition drive calling for another runoff.

I love the sound of Mississippi wingnut heads assploding during the midterms, it smells like ....victory.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Republicans just don't like democracy and elections.