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fuflans's avatar

are you kidding? a bolton would sweep the red states.

and most of the midwest.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'd like to propose the definition to be "fist magnet".

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, Reinheit is still very important in brewing.

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bobbert's avatar

Backpfeifengesicht.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yezuz F. Christ . . . is that Cruz's actual face, or did you run his pic through Photoshop's "Huge Fucking Asshole" filter?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Really? No political parties that aren't government-approved? That's amazing. I mean, where else in the world do you see that?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ROFL! you think so?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Mississippi Derping

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pennsylvania Poutine

Cruz supplies the freedumb fries and Santorum supplies the gravy

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ted Cruz needs to be retired.

FIFY

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I'm a 53-year-old, peaceloving, kindhearted female who loves puppies and babies and kitties and flowers, and jesus fucking christ would i like to punch that asshole right in his fat smirking piehole. Sorry, sorry not-sorry.

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NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Amen, sister.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Please, please, please be the 2016 nominee....

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artem1s's avatar

hmmm, wondering if McDaniel would accept monies from the DNC for a legal challenge or recount? the DNC should totally send OFA volunteers out on a petition drive calling for another runoff.

I love the sound of Mississippi wingnut heads assploding during the midterms, it smells like ....victory.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Republicans just don't like democracy and elections.

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